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Song Parodies -> "Giant Thighs"

Original Song Title:

"Lyin' Eyes"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Giant Thighs"

Parody Written by:

Steve YCS

The Lyrics


A city girl with one enormous waistline
The pavement cracks when she walks down the street
Her body quivers like a giant jelly
From her greasy head down to her plates of meat

Late at night a bag of chips is only
A starter till she gets home for her tea
It breaks her heart when McDonalds closes early
So pizza hut is her next destiny

She said she's gonna go out do some shopping
A concrete bed reinforced with rods of steel
A trolley load of hotdogs to keep her going
And a crate of beer to drink with her next meal

You can't hide your giant thighs
It's obvious who ate all the pies
Your tree trunk legs are two feet wi-ide
There ain't no way to hide your giant thighs

She loves her cake she's a friend of Mr. Kippling
She's permanently on a sugar fix
You should see her five chins now they are rippling
Her elephant ass and two giant sagging tits

I remember the day she got herself a boyfriend
He was walking by her side with his white stick
Being blind it gave him one advantage
Cos the sight of her it would've made him sick

She got herself a part time job last summer
In Scotland swimming up and down Loch Ness
Alright you win, I'm going said the monster
The tourists think you're me and they know best

Repeat chorus

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... - April 19, 2005 - Report this comment
funny but i dont understand the last part
Royce Miller - April 19, 2005 - Report this comment
well done, and different--the last stanza just has to be read right, to the person who commented before me.
Ellipsis - April 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Excuse me, but I'm the REAL "..."; the person who commented at 1:22:58 PM is not me; I don't even type like that. In fact, I almost always capitalize the first letter of my sentences and end them with periods.
Steve YCS - April 26, 2005 - Report this comment
The last verse is comparing her to the Loch Ness monster which attracts 1000's of tourists each year (looking for it). Thanks for taking the time to read it.
Zadok - February 14, 2008 - Report this comment
Enjoyed this - thanks Steve. I'll look out for others you have written.

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