Breast or bottle?
I'm not quite sure, but my sense is
The way moms dispense is not from cows
Nor from a carton,
But from a mound fit for squeezin'
Once baby starts teethin', he can
Make mom go 'ow!'

When it flows, a teat supplies such joy, it beats TV with cable
A mother's best of parts is always her 'chest set'
When her teat's in need of binding, she says Playtex is her label
But she takes it off so baby's needs are met

Breast or bottle?
To satisfy baby's hunger
Mom won't be outdone, her pride's in her cones
She needs 'em, she needs 'em,
And while her baby is rockin',
Her knockers are knockin' and they're
holdin' their own

If your teats are old and they're past their prime
Use bottled milk so your son don't whine
(It's hard to tell the difference anyway)
When choosin' how to feed him, though,
It's a bummer when your boob is no buffet

Breast or bottle? It's very often contended
They're equally splendid - no need for debate
I'm not campaignin', for it's a labor of love true
But either way he'll think well of you
Just don't make him wait.