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Song Parodies -> "Naked Cheesy"

Original Song Title:

"Take It Easy"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Eagles

Parody Song Title:

"Naked Cheesy"

Parody Written by:

Liao Zhe

The Lyrics

In response to Johnny D.'s recent challenge
Well, I'm a drivin' down the road after losin' my clothes,
and my head is covered all in cheese --
Nacho cheese eyelashes,
nacho cheese moustache and
now it's headin' to my knees...
Naked cheesy, naked cheesy --
I'm twenty-three today and I am celebratin'!
I like Bud - I think I've slammed
about a dozen of them cans,
so that is why this drunken man is naked cheesy!

You see the sun was really beatin',
and so this dude was seekin'
a swim down at the County pool...
Climbed a fence, stripped down,
and I splashed around,
and to help cool off, I downed a few...
I got hungry... needed munchies...
And I believed the snack bar might have something crunchy...
Broke the lock - no, found the keys...
and all the rest is history:
My only clothing is my cheese - naked cheesy!

As I'm a drivin' down the street, cheese is filling my seat --
Now it's really drippin' from my hair...
If it don't stop drippin',
soon I will be sittin'
on my 'dairy-ere'
Naked cheesy, naked cheesy...
Won't let the sound of siren squeals make me crazy...
Some Velveeta on my weiner:
I want to know if that counts as a misdemeanor...

Just because I'm naked chee-ee-y-ee-ee-esy...
Because I'm naked chee-ee-y-ee-ee-esy...
(repeat and fade...)

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Johnny D - July 21, 2004 - Report this comment
555 for Liao Zhe The Cheese-Wizard !
Arwen - July 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Excellent! 5s...
John Barry - July 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Like a good Stilton,it gets better as it goes along. 5s.
Leona Jayne Schwartz - July 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, guys!
EmiLoca - July 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Very well executed, Liao! 5sh.
marha - July 21, 2004 - Report this comment
superb!
Leola Jayne Schwartz - July 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Emi dear, and 'marha' (who seems to be having as much trouble spelling her name today as I am...)
;-)
Meriadoc - July 21, 2004 - Report this comment
"Velveeta on my wiener" was a nice touch!
Liao - July 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Tastes great, too!
Spaff.com - July 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Dairy-ere. Velveeta on my weiner. Heh heh.

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