-> "Naked Cheesy"
Original Song Title:
"Take It Easy" (MP3)
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Well, I'm a drivin' down the road after losin' my clothes,
and my head is covered all in cheese --
Nacho cheese eyelashes,
nacho cheese moustache and
now it's headin' to my knees...
Naked cheesy, naked cheesy --
I'm twenty-three today and I am celebratin'!
I like Bud - I think I've slammed
about a dozen of them cans,
so that is why this drunken man is naked cheesy!
You see the sun was really beatin',
and so this dude was seekin'
a swim down at the County pool...
Climbed a fence, stripped down,
and I splashed around,
and to help cool off, I downed a few...
I got hungry... needed munchies...
And I believed the snack bar might have something crunchy...
Broke the lock - no, found the keys...
and all the rest is history:
My only clothing is my cheese - naked cheesy!
As I'm a drivin' down the street, cheese is filling my seat --
Now it's really drippin' from my hair...
If it don't stop drippin',
soon I will be sittin'
on my 'dairy-ere'
Naked cheesy, naked cheesy...
Won't let the sound of siren squeals make me crazy...
Some Velveeta on my weiner:
I want to know if that counts as a misdemeanor...
Just because I'm naked chee-ee-y-ee-ee-esy...
Because I'm naked chee-ee-y-ee-ee-esy...
(repeat and fade...)
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