-> "Couch Potato"
Original Song Title:
"Desperado"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Couch Potato"
The Lyrics
Couch Potato
Just short-- of beating you senseless
Your gonna wear out your dentures
You sore about now?
See-- there are almonds
And those-- sunflower seedlings
These things that I'm feeding you
Pile up on the ground
Don't you claw the Cheetos dining -boy
Or the chips and dip you ladel
You know-- the Fritos Scoops-- are your best bet
It's the blair of sound surronding
And when you tire of cable
Got those handy DVD's--- in a set
Couch Potato
Oh --how long will you linger
The remote in your fingers-- only work-out you've known
Are you breathing?-- hear breathing?-- not that I'm a galking
Just checking for vitals signs-- when you let out that moan
When your feet grow mold
and your bowels bind
The bedsores grow
And your eyes go blind
It's hard to tell the prime time--from the pay
Your musing
How your bladder's grown
Had to pee real bad
But the feeling's gone-- away
Couch Potato
Just short of beating you senseless
Climb out of the trenches
don't make me wait
A no brainer-- but I can give ya-- a shove now
You better let somebody scrub you
(let somebody scrub you)
Better let somebody scrub you--
on the sofa--fourty- two------------- daaaaaaaays
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