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Song Parodies -> "Master Vader (A 'Star Wars' Fan's Plea)"

Original Song Title:

"Desperado"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Eagles

Parody Song Title:

"Master Vader (A 'Star Wars' Fan's Plea)"

Parody Written by:

Unapologetically Centered

The Lyrics

Oh, that Darth Vader -- always with the helmet on! Oy!
Master Vader
Why don't you take off your helmet?
Cause you might get swelled, wet
And sticky as hell
If you are sweating --
Plus, it might help you to see men
If you opt for leavin'
That thing off your head;
I know you love your image --
You're so tall and black and shiny
From the balls of your two feet up to your tip
But unless you like heat strokin'
You'd be better off to open
Up a bit

Master Vader,
Why don't you find a companion
And someday abandon
This hard, sweaty work
So get a girlfriend
Forget life as 'Master Vader'
Let go of your saber
Stop being a jerk

Don't your head get hot with your helmet on?
Oh, you're such a stiff when you carry on --
How can you tell the night time from the day?
But it seems to me some lookie
Might been laid upon a wookie
If you can find a wook that wants to play

Master Vader,
I know that you've got your reasons
Your helmet is pleasin',
But take my advice --
You needn't worry,
Cause I can give you a tissue
If that is the issue --
It cleans up real nice

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Adagio - May 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Very good!
I am your father - May 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Young Jedi, this is an improvement over your last parody. But leave the double entendres to those more skilled than yourself. Over-reaching considerably here, I think.
Phil Alexander - May 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Excellent. A very original idea, well carried off.
Young Luke - May 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Stick it, dad.
UC - May 24, 2004 - Report this comment
And thanks, Adagio and Phil.

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