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Original Song Title:

"Hotel California"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Restaurant Taco Bell"

Parody Written by:

Jon Clemence

The Lyrics

On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair
Warm smell of gorditas, rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shimmering sign
My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
I had to stop for a bite

There I parked in the driveway, I heard the patrons yell
And I was thinking to myself this will be heaven, man this will be swell
Then I grabbed the door handle, and I entered the place
There were voices down the corridor, I thought I heard them say

Welcome to the restaurant Taco Bell
Such a lovely place, such a lovely taste
Plenty of room left at restaurant Taco Bell
Any time of year, you can find it here

Cinnamon twists, I ordered from them
I got a lot of pretty, pretty toys, to give to my friends
Then I ate at the table, sweet taco taste
I ate my gorditas, without any haste

So I went to a cashier, I said, "Please bring me some more.
I haven't eaten this much food since nineteen ninety-four."
And still those tacos are calling from far away
Wake me up in the middle of the night, I can hear them say

Welcome to the restaurant Taco Bell
Such a lovely place, such a lovely taste
Living it up at the restaurant Taco Bell
What a nice surprise, you can bring all the guys

Tiles on the ceiling, Mt. Dew on ice
And I said, "I will never, ever leave here, without some more Spanish rice."
And to my table, I went for the feast
I ate another Burrito Supreme, but I just can't fill that hole-in-my-stomach

Last thing I remember, I was ordering more
I had to find the passage back to that line I had stood in before
"Relax," said the cashier, "We have all you can eat.
You can order any time you like, 'cause we can never leave."

Many more parodies as well as humorous poems can be found at Jon's Page.

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Pacing: 4.0
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Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 22

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Junior - December 06, 2002 - Report this comment
Hee! This one is great.
Nick - January 29, 2003 - Report this comment
Great job! Very funny.
cygna - February 12, 2003 - Report this comment
It's a great parody, but why do you like Taco Bell? Everthing they serve is like 2 spoonfuls of meat , enough lettuce to feed a warren of rabbits and processed cheese. Your song's cool, but No quiero Taco Bell.
Jon "The author of the song" Clemence - February 12, 2003 - Report this comment
Hey cygna, I'm glad you liked my song! And to answer your question, when you eat in a college cafeteria day in and day out, all of the sudden Taco Bell isn't so bad anymore!

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