Every time I see you I dread
Holdin' it closed 'till you ream
Thinkin' about what my girlfriend says
And now I know just why she screams
You try to ease it over
But your finger's just too rough
I know you were tryin'
To give me the rest of your glove

Nose full of traces , of dark once tight places
Now it leaks just like a sieve
Hasten this time, Or I'll buck and whine
And might resort to my shiv
Did you feel proud
When I screamed right out loud
You gave it your hardest shove
Tore me apart, tryin' to give me the rest of your glove

(The Doctor) Oh, quit fartin'
Or you get the rest of my glove
Quit fartin', you'll get the rest of my glove

I won't go back next time
It's just a bad dream
It was quite a fright
And now my ass ain't tight
And I just keep on weeping
Now without warnin'
I shuffle and hurry
Or I'll be crappin', oy vey
There just ain't no way
I'll make it in time
'Cause I can feel it slippin' away

It felt like having had a couple babies
I used to think I was tough
Oh, but there in my butt
You gave me the rest of your glove

( Doctor) Oh, quit fartin
You'll get the rest of my glove
Oh, quit fartin'
You'll get the rest of my glove
Every freakin' day
You'll get the rest of my glove
Oh, quit fartin'
You'll get the rest of my glove
pluuuuuuuugh