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Song Parodies -> "(I Do Not Have a) Parody to Write"

Original Song Title:

"(There's Gonna Be a) Heartache Tonight"

Original Performer:

Eagles

Parody Song Title:

"(I Do Not Have a) Parody to Write"

Parody Written by:

Chris Bodily TM

The Lyrics

I couldn't think of a parody to do, so this is what you get instead: A parody about not having a parody to write.
My parodies are so much fun
But I have writer's block
Somehow get the pacing wrong
Heck, what more can I do??!!
Everybody wants to spoof somebody
Tough for me tonight
But nobody wants songs 'bout Spongebob Squarepants
Got nothin' to write!!

I do not have a parody to write
A parody to write, no no
I do not have a parody to write, no no
Lord, I know

I don't want to screw up the pace
Know the original song?
But nobody wants to read my spoofs
About usin' the John

Will anyone rate this spoof? Never
I parody stupid songs
I'm determined to f--k things up
Nobody is gonna rate that song

I do not have a parody to write
A parody to write, no no
I do not have a parody to write, no no
Lord, I know

I do not have a parody to write
Sorry, Amiright
Sleep it off tonight, I love Amiright
I do not have a parody to write, a
Parody to write, no no
Songs about gravy

My parodies are so much fun
But I have writer's block
Somehow get the pacing wrong
Heck, what more can I do??!!
Everybody wants to spoof somebody
Tough for me tonight
But nobody wants songs 'bout Spongebob Squarepants
Got nothin' to write!!

I do not have a parody to write
A parody to write, no no
I do not have a parody to write
A parody to write, no no
Oh no!
Parodies about George Bush or
A spoof of "Bad to the Bone"
I've done Monty Python spoofs a lot
But not today, I do not a
Parody to write, a parody to write, no no
I got no parody to write
No parody to write, no no....
(Repeat forever until I finally tell Don Henley to shut up already!)

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 1

Voting Breakdown

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 3   0
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 4   0
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 5   1
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sloatead - February 05, 2004 - Report this comment
4's, not bad for not having something to write
Gopher Holes - June 28, 2005 - Report this comment
If you know if Don Henley likes gopher holes or not, I'll give you 5-5-5.
Agrimorfee - May 07, 2008 - Report this comment
Do you have a parody to write now? Consider joining the Amiright Idol competition! See http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php?topic=32272.0

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