Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Desperate Rat 'hos"

Original Song Title:

"Desperado"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Eagles

Parody Song Title:

"Desperate Rat 'hos"

Parody Written by:

Last Dig Efforts

The Lyrics

Desperate Rat 'hos are vile and completely senseless
They are such ugly dense twits, idiot clowns
Nothing but scum
They're completely devoid of reason
They are a brain-freezin' crew
Whose minds ain't too sound

If they ain't screamin' they got no joy
Believe only in fables
They believe that the sleaze of tarts is their best bet
Clownish creeps are deeply mindless
Their cerebrums are not able
To see, their POS win didn't get

Sent from ratholes your backed up crap needs a plunger
But you go no dung purge to clean out your throne
It's fleecedom, just fleecedom it what you been hawkin'
To prison you're walkin' if karma has its own

F*ck your tweets, they're just old racist slime
Hope time will come when you'll do some time
It's only a blight slime that's your cadre
You losers try to much smoke blow
They're so scummy and got nothin' real to say

Terror rat dolts should be confined behind fences
And get huge sentences, years beyond eight
Brownshsirts in training, they're a neo-Nazi thug crew
Their leader is a Nazi thug too
Runs a Fascist thug crew
And belongs with his a**hole thug crew
Behind iron gates

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 1.1
How Funny: 1.1
Overall Rating: 1.1

Total Votes: 43

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   42
 42
 42
 
 2   0
 0
 0
 
 3   0
 0
 0
 
 4   0
 0
 0
 
 5   1
 1
 1
 

User Comments

Parody author did not authorize comments for this parody.


Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/eagles116.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 419