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Song Parodies -> "Hotel Smut Shack"

Original Song Title:

"Hotel California"

Original Performer:

The Eagles

Parody Song Title:

"Hotel Smut Shack"

Parody Written by:

Bianca's Brown Eyes

The Lyrics

On a dark depressed evening,
hadn't brushed my hair
Nasty smell of cigarettes,
rising up through the air
overhead on the monitor
I saw a yellow smut shack
My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
I had to check it out that night

The trolls stood in the doorway;
I heard biancanuts yell
And I was thinking to myself,
'This could be Heaven or this could be Hell'
The stallies helped me out and they showed me the way
There were voices down the hallway,
I thought I heard them say...

Welcome to the smut Shack
Such a lovely place
Such a lonely face
Plenty of room at the love shack
Any time of year, you can find it here

Their minds were diffently twisted, thought give it a whirl
I found of alot pretty, pretty boys, but one was a girl
oh how they chatted, at first i thought it was really neat
Some chat to remember, some chat to forget

So I called up the Trolls,
'Please bring me my heart'
They said, 'Go with the spirit and don't forget you're loved.
And still those voices are calling from far away,
Wake you up in the middle of the night

Just to hear them say...

Welcome to the smut Shack
Such a lovely place
Such a lonely face
They livin' it up at the love shack
With a nasty surprise, bring your alibis

Flamers in every room,
One or two handles that are nice
And they say 'We are all just prisoners here, of our own device'
And in the MOC chat,
They refuse to believe
The flamers stab your in the back with their knives,
But they just can't get you to leave

Last thing I remember, I was
reaching for my mouse
I had to find the link back
To the person I was with my spouse
Hold on said the doorman,
you are a chattee
You can logout any time you like,
but you can never leave!

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