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He sailed to shores of Middle Earth from Romenna
with his fleet -
At Umbar he did land and Sauron was undone
What a treat !
He wanted to be Big Boss
of Arda outright -
He thought he could crush Dark Lord
and Army of Light -
He cut down Tree and smoke rose up so high!
Bane of the Elves and the Orcs and the scourge of Valar
Lord of the Men and the dread of the friends of Eldar
Dunedain he ruled!
Sauron got him fooled!
He was greatest king of Numenor!
He sailed his fleet to westwards for Undying Lands
And Manwe trembled on his throne and soiled his pants
What a Man!
He had to pray for Eru -
to save his land
The Eldar were saved just by
the Higher Hand
Valar could not alone against him stand!
Trapped with his troops and got captured in Caves of Forget!
He has now issue to be solved with Sauron and Morgoth!
See you in Last Battle!
Sabre he will rattle!
Dark Lords will then some Manly treatment get!
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