-> "Moose Cow (The 92 CITI-FM Song)"
Original Song Title:
"Moskau"
Parody Song Title:
"Moose Cow (The 92 CITI-FM Song)"
The Lyrics
92 CITI-FM - Winnipeg's Classic Rock
The most powerful radio station
In Winnipeg
92 CITI-FM, it has an All-Access VIP
Which make redeem you a points
And it has a Tom & Joe World Tour
Tom McGouran, let's plan a huge social party!
Joe Aiello, to force Fr. Mar to retire!
KK, Fr. Mar is a old man, dwarfism and poor voice!
Let's go to the party, when he retires! hey CITI ho!
Moose Cow, Moose Cow
Go retire Fr. Mariano Batucan!
St. Edwards Parish sucks!
Ho ho ho ho ho, hey!
Moose Cow, Moose Cow
The choir no longer sing
Kyrie and Lord's Prayer
Ha ha ha ha ha, hey!
Moose Cow, Moose Cow
The Psychedelic Rock
And the 80's Hair Bands
Ho ho ho ho ho, hey!
Moose Cow, Moose Cow
Kyle Kyle The Curling Kyle was banned
By Cosmo during the NHL Playoffs
Ha ha ha ha ha!
92 CITI-FM, the NASCAR Nextel Cup Series
The fifth championship of Jeff Gordon
He may win the championship
92 CITI-FM, the CFL Football
Milt Stegall made the touchdown
At the CanadInns Stadium
Frank Andrews, the concert will be packed up!
Cosmo, at the MTS Centre in Downtown!
H Man, let's tune to Turntable Classics!
The concert will be very loud and noisy, hey CITI ho!
Moose Cow, Moose Cow
The Police and Rush concert
They won't come to Winnipeg
ho ho ho ho ho, hey!
Moose Cow, Moose Cow
A lucky VIP Member
Will be sent by Tom & Joe
Ha ha ha ha ha, hey!
Moose Cow
La la la la la la la
La la la la la la la
Ho ho ho ho ho, hey!
Moose Cow
La la la la la la la
La la la la la la la
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Oooooooohhhhhh,
Oh, oh, oooooooohhhhhh,
Oooooooohhhhhh,
Oh, oh, oooooooohhhhhh,
Oooooooohhhhhh,
Oh, oh, oooooooohhhhhh.
Moose Cow, Moose Cow!
Moose Cow, Moose Cow
The Doors Light My Fire
The song force Fr. Mar to retire
Ho ho ho ho ho, hey!
Moose Cow, Moose Cow
Jim Morrison took a lot of drugs
And he died very tragically
Ah ah ah ah ah!
Moose Cow, Moose Cow!
Jeff Gordon, let's go win the championship!
Coach Scott Taylor, Go Blue Bombers Go!
Dee Snider, let's fire the music up very loud!
Let's go to Boston Pizza for the Sunday Night Sports Show, hey CITI ho!
Moose Cow, Moose Cow
Let's go to the rock concert
Tonight at the MTS Centre
Ho ho ho ho ho, hey!
Moose Cow, Moose Cow
The concert will be packed up
And the tickets are sold out
Ha ha ha ha ha, hey!
Moose Cow, Moose Cow
Let's sign a petition
For the February Holiday
Ho ho ho ho ho, hey!
Moose Cow, Moose Cow
Let's force Fr. Mar to retire
But we could be arrested and sued
Ha ha ha ha ha, HEY!
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