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Song Parodies -> "Mario"

Original Song Title:

"Samurai"

Original Performer:

Dschinghis Khan

Parody Song Title:

"Mario"

Parody Written by:

Dylan Baranski

The Lyrics

YEAH! My 50th parody! I decided to do something special for this one. I combined two of my favorite things: Dschinghis Khan & Mario. I've never done a song about Mario before, so this is a first for me. Enjoy-a the parody!
(Hoo! Hya!)

(Hoo! Hya!)
Mario, Mario, Mario.
(Hoo! Hya!)
Mario, Mario, Mario.
(Hoo! Hya!)
Mario, Mario, Mario.
Mario, Mario, Mario.

We need your help, the Koopas have kidnapped Princess Peach,
Go get those whelps, in their plans you will make a breach.

It won’t be easy, ‘cause along your path,
There are enemies along the way.
(Hoo! Hya!)
But if you work hard & conquer their wrath,
Then you’ll definitely save the day.
(Hoo! Hya!)

Bowser’s castle is
Not far now, it’s the most
Evil building around.
Just give it your best,
Go rescue the princess
And bring ol’ Bowser down.
(Hoo! Hya!)

Mario, Mario, Mario.
Mario, Mario, Mario.

You’re not done yet, there are other foes who want you.
Bowser’s not done, he’s still after the princess, too.
(Hoo! Hya!)

But you’re not alone, you have some allies,
There’s Luigi & also Yoshi.
They’ll help you out should things go awry,
Whether on the land or in the sea.

We think you’re so cool,
And we all think that you’ll
Never be forgotten.
(Hoo! Hya!)
As long as your games sell,
That means you’re doing well,
And earn what you’ve gotten.
(Hoo! Hya!)

Mario, Mario, Mario, Mario, Mario.
(Hoo! Hya!)
Mario, Mario, Mario.
(Hoo! Hya!)
Mario, Mario, Mario.
Mario, Mario, Mario.

You are the man, you’ll go on ‘till the end of time.
(Hoo! Hya!)
And with your skills, to higher greatness you will climb.
(Hoo! Hya!)
(Hoo! Hya!)

Mario, Mario, Mario.
(Hoo! Hya!)
Mario, Mario, Mario.
(Hoo! Hya!)
Mario, Mario, Mario.
(Hoo! Hya!)
Mario, Mario, Mario.
(Hoo! Hya!)
Mario, Mario, Mario.
(Hoo! Hya!)
In memory of Louis Hendrik Potgieter (1951-1996) & Steve Bender (1946-2006).

For Dschinghis Khan lyrics: http://www.steppenwind.com/texte.htm
For Dschinghis Khan MP3s: http://81.26.155.206/music/Dschinghis_Khan/

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Andrea Huckstep - June 21, 2007 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but I LOVE Mario!
Dylan Baranski - June 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Thank you. Like I said, there's a link to all the Dschinghis Khan MP3s, so you too can discover the best band that you've never heard of (Samurai is under the 1st album_.
Jeff Reuben - June 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Ah, brings me back to my old Nintendo days. Congrats on hitting 50!
Susanna Viljanen - June 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Nice work. I am old enough to remember Dschingis Khan. 555.

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