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Song Parodies -> "A Cover For My Rolling Stones"

Original Song Title:

"The Cover of The Rolling Stones"

Original Performer:

Dr. Hook And The Medicine show

Parody Song Title:

"A Cover For My Rolling Stones"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

She's a trained kick boxer, since a bobby soxer
And my sweet Asian bride, you know
A real striking beauty, if you catch what I mean
Loaded with a lotta' git go

When in bed, we indulge
She flexes muscles that bulge
Easily could break my bones
She's a black belt from Saipan,
So, I'm wearin' a pie pan
As A Cover For My Rolling Stones

Yeah, she's wild and wooly, as a lover
So, I wear a pie pan as a cover
To protect my precious place
It's A Cover For My Rolling Stones

She likes the song, "Tico Tico"
And her name is Seko
Smoky hot in low rider jeans
Calls me her poor old grey haired daddy
I'm fifty,...she's eighteen
But, don't use that joke, "If she dies, she dies"
Or you'll soon be spitting out groans
Learned her judo in Saipan
Better have a pie pan
As A Cover For Your Rolling Stones

Anybody that's making fun of her
Better wear a pie pan as a cover
To protect their precious place
As A Cover For Their Rolling Stones

Oh, she's a demon of drop kicks
From the tropics
But, after some wild foreplay
She'll cuddle up real close beside me
A kinder, and more gentle way
And we share a love, no money could buy
Even if we got a million loans
For my baby from Saipan
I'm removing the pie pan
As A Cover For My Rolling Stones

And I show how very much I love her
That there is nobody else above her
When we share a special place
There's No Cover For My Rolling Stones

When we share a special place
There's No Cover For My Rolling Stones..







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TJC - April 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Very clever take! I love the "double entendre!"
alvin rhodes - April 19, 2006 - Report this comment
cleverly done
Dee Range - April 19, 2006 - Report this comment
5's. Better to wear a pie pan and not need it, than to need it and not have it on!
John Barry - April 19, 2006 - Report this comment
A rolling stone gathers no moss but does collect 5s.
carol - April 19, 2006 - Report this comment
three pie pans
Tommy Turtle - April 19, 2006 - Report this comment
LOL, AFW! One of your funniest since I've been here. TMGLTM, esp. liked working in "kinder/gentler" Bush bash, and keeping the topic in suspense until end of first verse. (Had no idea what to expect - protective cover for albums?). The whole scenario and May-Dec. jokes were great. Hope when you're 55.5 you can still get the young hotties.
AFW - April 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Thank you, TJC............Thank you, alvin.............Thank you,Dee..good motto...........Thank you, John..good to see you back..........Thank you, Carol...................Thank you, Tommy..heh, heh, at least, lukewarmies
Larry Hensley - April 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Very funny, 555
Red Ant - April 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Excellent AFW.
AFW - April 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Larry, and Red Ant
Stuart McArthur - April 20, 2006 - Report this comment
nice work AFW - you keep them stones tucked safely away, y'hear - 555
AFW - April 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Hey, thanks there, Stuart...good to see ya' back around the shop..

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