She's a trained kick boxer, since a bobby soxer
And my sweet Asian bride, you know
A real striking beauty, if you catch what I mean
Loaded with a lotta' git go

When in bed, we indulge
She flexes muscles that bulge
Easily could break my bones
She's a black belt from Saipan,
So, I'm wearin' a pie pan
As A Cover For My Rolling Stones

Yeah, she's wild and wooly, as a lover
So, I wear a pie pan as a cover
To protect my precious place
It's A Cover For My Rolling Stones

She likes the song, "Tico Tico"
And her name is Seko
Smoky hot in low rider jeans
Calls me her poor old grey haired daddy
I'm fifty,...she's eighteen
But, don't use that joke, "If she dies, she dies"
Or you'll soon be spitting out groans
Learned her judo in Saipan
Better have a pie pan
As A Cover For Your Rolling Stones

Anybody that's making fun of her
Better wear a pie pan as a cover
To protect their precious place
As A Cover For Their Rolling Stones

Oh, she's a demon of drop kicks
From the tropics
But, after some wild foreplay
She'll cuddle up real close beside me
A kinder, and more gentle way
And we share a love, no money could buy
Even if we got a million loans
For my baby from Saipan
I'm removing the pie pan
As A Cover For My Rolling Stones

And I show how very much I love her
That there is nobody else above her
When we share a special place
There's No Cover For My Rolling Stones

When we share a special place
There's No Cover For My Rolling Stones..