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Song Parodies -> "Only Ninety"

Original Song Title:

"Only Sixteen"

Original Performer:

Dr Hook

Parody Song Title:

"Only Ninety"

Parody Written by:

James Squire

The Lyrics

For my mate from Down Under, Busty BrasierriFor those who don't know, Warnie is their famous cricketer who keeps getting in trouble for making dirty text messages to young ladies that are NOT his wife.
He was only ninety, only ninety
But I really cared
He was deaf and he smelled, arthritic as hell
But he was a millionaire

We met in the Spring, had a little fling
There was love in the air
We had lots of fun, I made him feel young
And he was a millionaire

We rushed to the chapel impetuously
Oh we couldn't wait to wed
No time for a pre-nup or lawyers or such
Any moment he might drop dead

He was only ninety, only ninety
The answer to every girl's prayer
Then one night in bed, the old bugger fell dead
Now I am the millionaire

Oh why did I give him that Viagra pill
Now I am on my own
Except the pool boy, the chauffer, the private masseuse
And Shane Warne on the telephone

He was only ninety, only ninety
I think of him with a sigh
He was senile as hell and bloody unwell
But he was too young to die

He was senile as hell and bloody unwell
But he, he was too young, he was much too young to die

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Royce Miller - July 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Your parodies are funny, I've enjoyed them today.
James Squire - July 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Royce. I was introduced to this site by a friend. I'm glad she suggested it.

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