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Song Parodies -> "25 Parodies Of Christmas: 15. Grandma Got Molested By A Reindeer"

Original Song Title:

"Grandma Got Runover By A Reindeer"

Original Performer:

Dr. Elmo

Parody Song Title:

"25 Parodies Of Christmas: 15. Grandma Got Molested By A Reindeer"

Parody Written by:

Jonathan

The Lyrics

who knew Rudolph was such a freak, eh? well don't worry, he gets his in the end! please enjoy!
OS: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgIwLeASnkw
Grandma Got Molested By A Reindeer
on a walk to our house, Christmas Eve
she said that there was no sign of Santa
but Rudolph's just too pervy to believe!

granted, she'd been drinking eggnog
mixed it with brandy & gin
and yeah, hopped up on medication
but, she sure looked disheveled, when she came in

so she showed us, without warning
evidence of the attack
she had hoof prints in her wrinkles
said to narrowly escape, she kicked it's sack

Grandma Got Molested By A Reindeer
on a walk to our house, Christmas Eve
she said that there was no sign of Santa
but Rudolph's just too pervy to believe!

now we're on the hunt with Grandpa
he no takey things so well
says he'll rip off some reindeer balls
vows to send that red-nosed S.O.B. to #3!!!

things might get awkward for Grandma...
when she opens up her gifts
see, I got her a salt shaker...
which resembles the guy who just sucked her ^!^$
(saggy ^!^$!)

Grandma Got Molested By A Reindeer
on a walk to our house, Christmas Eve
she said that there was no sign of Santa
but Rudolph's just too pervy to believe!

now the turkey's in the roaster
it was plain awkward to stuff (sighs)
as Grandma recounts her story
but we'll be eating soon, Gran, enough's enough!

she's warning our friends & neighbors
better stay in, from the cold!
if you ever see a reindeer
better watch it, 'cause they really like 'em old!

Grandma Got Molested By A Reindeer
on a walk to our house, Christmas Eve
she said that there was no sign of Santa
but Rudolph's just too pervy to believe!

get him, Grandpa!
Grandma Got Molested By A Reindeer
on a walk to our house, Christmas Eve
introduced that deer to cousin Anna
the things she's doing to him, make me heave!

Naughty Rudolph!
thanks for reading and Merry Christmas!

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Patrick - December 15, 2017 - Report this comment
A timely update of this vintage classic. If you listen to the lyrics, without the video, the OS is actually rather grim. I don't suppose there will be a video of this one. But I'm not voting for Rudolf to join in any Senate games.
Rob Arndt - December 15, 2017 - Report this comment
Pure craziness! 555!
Jonathan - December 15, 2017 - Report this comment
thanks, blokes! and no Patrick, we are safe from witnessing this in video form. for now...
Logan the Amazing - December 19, 2017 - Report this comment
BEST. CHRISTMAS. PARODY. F***ING. EVER. PERIOD.
Jonathan - December 19, 2017 - Report this comment
^ Thanks!

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