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Song Parodies -> "Mini Skirt Review"

Original Song Title:

"New Zoo Revue"

Original Performer:

Doug Momary and Emily Peden

Parody Song Title:

"Mini Skirt Review"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

The 1972-77 kid's show "New Zoo Revue" did a lot more that just use music and costumed animals to teach- it turned on a hell of a lot of young boys who tuned in to see smokin' hot brunette Emily Peden (dressed in headband, mini-skirt, and Go-Go boots) dance and sing. The skirts were short so that everytime Emily was sitting her lovely legs and creamy thighs were exposed, much to a young boy's delight. Emily had a wonderful smile and gleaming white teeth too. Which made the unknown marriage to Doug Momary, a nerdy type guy, all the more unlikely. Doug wrote 600 songs for the show, most of which were really corny, but when Emily sang and danced, all eyes were on her. Pics below!!!

It’s the Mini-Skirt Review, coming straight at you...
Where ‘70s ten year old males got off on “New Zoo Revue”

They didn’t know their friend Doug (Lucky Dog!)
Was married to smokin’ Emmy Jo (Emily Peden!)

Her Minis!

They had fun watching Emmy put on a show!!!

Smooth skin and feminine was Emmy Jo!
Hike her skirt, her legs apart, her thighs they came to know! (Whoa! Whoa!)
Loved to watch her perform Go-Go! (to all us dirty dogs)

It was such an exciting thing, to watch Emily dance and sing...
Nerdy Doug with Emmy Jo? The lads never did know!

It’s the Mini Skirt Review, coming straight at you...
It’s the Mini Skirt Review, coming straight at you!!!

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Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 15

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Patrick - July 18, 2011 - Report this comment
I usually slept late on Saturdays back then. Are the shows still available on youtube? I'm looking for the final episode of "Hot Hero Sandwich". Any ideas?
Rob Arndt - July 18, 2011 - Report this comment
You can get "New Zoo Revue" from Amazon on DVD for just $7.95 for Season 1 (59 half-hour episodes)!!!
WCJ - July 18, 2011 - Report this comment
Although I'm not familiar with the show "New Zoo Revue" this parody still makes me say "Ooh-La-La-Ooh-La-La-Ooh-La-La-Ooh-La-La" 555! :-)

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