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Song Parodies -> "Borrowed Time"

Original Song Title:

"Tulsa Time"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Don Williams

Parody Song Title:

"Borrowed Time"

Parody Written by:

Randy Hearn

The Lyrics

I'm left with pneumonia
Ridin' out a heart attack
Just about to lose my mind
I was throwin' back Corona's
Put me in a semi coma
Swear the reasons, all give no rhyme

The shaky days are hazy
Bad doggie gave me rabies
I don't wanna blow it off this time
But you know the pain was gruelin'
And I don't need no more droolin'
I was warned and just crossed the line

Livin' on borrowed time
Livin' on borrowed time
Well I know I grin through it
When I got no wad to shoot it
Livin' on borrowed time

Now here I am in Hollywood
Doctor says "not doin' good"
Shockin' me with methadone brine
But he proceeds to make me loopy
And my body strings along
Guess I'm just a fadin' fine

Well then I got to dreamin'
Now I'm really schemin'
I finally found my stash this time
So when I'm finished breathin'
Then my body should be freezin'
I'm just kickin' back on borrowed time

Livin' on borrowed time
Livin' on borrowed time
Well I got no wad to shoot it
And I know I grin through it
Livin' on borrowed time

Livin' on borrowed time
Livin' on borrowed time
Well I got no wad to shoot it
And I know I grin through it
Livin' on borrowed time
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Below Average Dave - November 24, 2017 - Report this comment
What is it today--so many pain oriented parodies. Funny though.
Jonathan - November 24, 2017 - Report this comment
555 hospital visits!

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