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Song Parodies -> "A Little Bit Gondor, A Little Bit Rohirrim"

Original Song Title:

"A Little Bit Country, A Little Bit Rock 'n Roll"

Original Performer:

Donny & Marie Osmond

Parody Song Title:

"A Little Bit Gondor, A Little Bit Rohirrim"

Parody Written by:

Adam Eccleshall

The Lyrics

Thought I'd delve into areas not really touched in the films...Lines beginning "--" are Faramir, others are Eowyn. The last two lines are both of them
--I'm a little bit Gondor
And I'm a little bit Rohirrim
--I'm descended from the local nobility
Well, I'm gonna be the ruler of all my kin
--This feisty wench ain't bad
Oh, I know that I love him
--I'm a little bit Gondor
And I'm a little bit Rohirrim

--She's her uncle's li'l princess, that won't do as she's told
His dad think's he is wastin' space, don't fit the fam'ly mould
But I think he ain't half bad
--This chick has reeled me in
--I'm a little bit Gondor
And I'm a little bit Rohirrim

--I don't like it when the orcs attack and see that my men rout
I like to put my armour on, and swing a sword about
--I serve my kinsmen with all my heart and soul
I'll go out for a bloody big fight, with a load of orcs 'n' trolls
--I think we're gonna win tonight
Though things are looking grim
--With a little bit of Gondor
And a little bit of Rohirrim


(instrumental)

--I don't like it when the orcs attack and see that my men rout
I like to put my armour on, and swing a sword about
--I serve my kinsmen with all my heart and soul
I'll go out for a bloody big fight, with a load of orcs 'n' trolls
--I think we're gonna win tonight
Though things are looking grim
--With a little bit of Gondor
And a little bit of Rohirrim

We're a little bit Gondor
We're a little bit Rohirrim

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Ashkicksass - August 17, 2004 - Report this comment
DKTOS well enough to vote, but I loved the story!
2nz - August 17, 2004 - Report this comment
"Where was Gondor when the West Wall fell? Where was GONDOR when our enemies closed in around us?" Why hitting on your daughter, of course. Another nice one, Adam.
Arwen - August 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Okay Okay Okay!!! .Adam is officially my new favorite guy! (i commented on one of his other posts today that he was well on his way...but...this took him over the top!) 5s! 5s!! 5s!!!
Adam Eccleshall - August 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks for the awesome comments, guys :-D
Phil Alexander - August 18, 2004 - Report this comment
DKTOS either, but WGAF - this was excellent :-)
Agrimorfee - April 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Pretty clever duet idea. I wish you had changed the last chorus.
J - April 20, 2005 - Report this comment
THATS WEIRD. THATS ALL HAVE TO SAY
Glen S - February 24, 2013 - Report this comment
Still very fun 9 years later. Hope those two worked out well.

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