Sittin' here boilin' water and waitin'
'Cause I want no other foodstuff
Wanna make a dinner that's so al dente
Not too soft and not too tough

Cookin' up some pasta, baby, this evenin'
I want some pasta, boil it tonight
I need some pasta, baby, this evenin'
Gotta have some pasta
Eatin' none but noodles tonight!
I need pasta!
I want some pasta!
I need pasta!

Lookin' for rotini and/or linguini
Don't give me no pork chop on the bone
Tortellini's good, or fetuccini
Wanna do the sauce alfredo

Lookin' for some pasta, baby this evenin'!
Cookin' up some pasta, baby, that's right
Yes, I'll eat the pasta, baby, this evenin'!
Don't turn on the oven
Cook it on the stove tonight!
I need pasta!
Basta?!
Wantin' the pasta

Pa-pa-pa-pa-STA!
La-la-la
Pa-pa-pa-pa-STA!
Rah-rah-rah

Get some pasta, baby, this evenin'!
Just need some pasta, baby, delight
Gimme lots of pasta, baby, this evenin'!
Pasta baby, marinara sounds all right!

Why I want it so bad, got no reason
Want leftovers? Give me a call
I know when it's cooked just right, baby
Throw it and it's stuck to the wall!

I ate some pasta, baby, this evenin'
I cooked the pasta, baby, tonight
Loaded up on pasta, baby, this evenin'
I want carbos, baby
No way I'm having sex tonight!

Pasta, baby this evening
I was Pasta Baby tonight
yes, yes, I got the pasta baby, this evenin'
I was the Pasta Baby rtonight
slurp, slurp, slurped up pasta
I ate the pasta, baby, this evenin'
(ETC., ETC. , and so forth)