A long, long time ago,
In the Toei company,
A clever idea was spawned at last.
The anime was soon called Digimon,
A whole lot better than Pokemon!
The ratings of the show, rose up fast.

We learned about Taichi and his friends,
Then Season 02 came, it wasn't the end.
Promises grew bolder.
We wanted a pairing of Tai and Sora.
That never came, we got depressed.
Cause Matt and Sora proved to be the best.
This was the end we had to confess,
The day Taiora died.

Oh

Damn! Damn! Curse those Sorato fans!
Think they're glorious and victorious; this must be a big scam!
They certainly got their way according to plan.
Tell ya,
We must go on strike in Japan!
We must go on strike in Japan!

Oh no, it's true! It's just so weird!
There wasn't any yaoi or something else queer.
They had to go for Friendship and Love.
Can you picture a wolf kissing on a bird,
Together in love, hell! It's absurd!
Gosh he's, so unmannered and he eats bugs!

Can you imagine Biyomon,
Snuggling all over Gabumon?
It makes us plain sick,
And I need a barf bag quick!
She doesn't need that lousy Digimon.
She's better off with Agumon.
But the series ended and they were gone,
The day Taiora died.

We started screaming

Damn! Damn! Curse those Sorato fans!
Think they're glorious and victorious; this must be a big scam!
They certainly got their way according to plan.
Tell ya,
We must go on strike in Japan!
We must go on strike in Japan!

So we never saw them anymore,
It was an outrage, and we wanted more,
To see how Taichi was.
And we never knew, it pissed us off!
Did Sora ever, get a divorce?
Did she marry, the man she truly loved?

Why wasn't there any Mimato?
At least there was some Kenyako.
But where was Takari?
That's really a mystery!
There were so many hints to have Kari,
Pair off with TK and live happily.
But that was ignored, we went crazy,
The day Taiora died.

And we were screaming

Damn! Damn! Curse those Sorato fans!
Think they're glorious and victorious; this must be a big scam!
They certainly got their way according to plan.
Tell ya,
We must go on strike in Japan!
We must go on strike in Japan!

I met a girl who was traumatized,
By Digimon, she was so surprised,
That Season 02 finished with a shock.
We all hoped in that awesome show,
That we'd get lucky, but it wasn't so.
Little blond head, took it all, that stupid duck!

So we've moved onto other interests,
In different animes, we couldn't care less,
Of what became of Matt.
We loathe him still, he's a brat!
For the coupling we admired most,
Fell into flames, and now it's toast,
And all the Matt+Sora fans just boast,
The day Taiora died.

And I was singing

Damn! Damn! Curse those Sorato fans!
Think they're glorious and victorious; this must be a big scam!
They certainly got their way according to plan.
Tell ya,
We must go on strike in Japan!
We must go on strike in Japan!

We were singing

Damn! Damn! Curse those Sorato fans!
Think they're glorious and victorious; this must be a big scam!
They certainly got their way according to plan.
Tell ya,
We must go on strike in Japan!