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Song Parodies -> "The Day Taiora Died"

Original Song Title:

"American Pie"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Don Mclean

Parody Song Title:

"The Day Taiora Died"

Parody Written by:

Charles Xavier

The Lyrics

A long, long time ago,
In the Toei company,
A clever idea was spawned at last.
The anime was soon called Digimon,
A whole lot better than Pokemon!
The ratings of the show, rose up fast.

We learned about Taichi and his friends,
Then Season 02 came, it wasn't the end.
Promises grew bolder.
We wanted a pairing of Tai and Sora.
That never came, we got depressed.
Cause Matt and Sora proved to be the best.
This was the end we had to confess,
The day Taiora died.

Oh

Damn! Damn! Curse those Sorato fans!
Think they're glorious and victorious; this must be a big scam!
They certainly got their way according to plan.
Tell ya,
We must go on strike in Japan!
We must go on strike in Japan!

Oh no, it's true! It's just so weird!
There wasn't any yaoi or something else queer.
They had to go for Friendship and Love.
Can you picture a wolf kissing on a bird,
Together in love, hell! It's absurd!
Gosh he's, so unmannered and he eats bugs!

Can you imagine Biyomon,
Snuggling all over Gabumon?
It makes us plain sick,
And I need a barf bag quick!
She doesn't need that lousy Digimon.
She's better off with Agumon.
But the series ended and they were gone,
The day Taiora died.

We started screaming

Damn! Damn! Curse those Sorato fans!
Think they're glorious and victorious; this must be a big scam!
They certainly got their way according to plan.
Tell ya,
We must go on strike in Japan!
We must go on strike in Japan!

So we never saw them anymore,
It was an outrage, and we wanted more,
To see how Taichi was.
And we never knew, it pissed us off!
Did Sora ever, get a divorce?
Did she marry, the man she truly loved?

Why wasn't there any Mimato?
At least there was some Kenyako.
But where was Takari?
That's really a mystery!
There were so many hints to have Kari,
Pair off with TK and live happily.
But that was ignored, we went crazy,
The day Taiora died.

And we were screaming

Damn! Damn! Curse those Sorato fans!
Think they're glorious and victorious; this must be a big scam!
They certainly got their way according to plan.
Tell ya,
We must go on strike in Japan!
We must go on strike in Japan!

I met a girl who was traumatized,
By Digimon, she was so surprised,
That Season 02 finished with a shock.
We all hoped in that awesome show,
That we'd get lucky, but it wasn't so.
Little blond head, took it all, that stupid duck!

So we've moved onto other interests,
In different animes, we couldn't care less,
Of what became of Matt.
We loathe him still, he's a brat!
For the coupling we admired most,
Fell into flames, and now it's toast,
And all the Matt+Sora fans just boast,
The day Taiora died.

And I was singing

Damn! Damn! Curse those Sorato fans!
Think they're glorious and victorious; this must be a big scam!
They certainly got their way according to plan.
Tell ya,
We must go on strike in Japan!
We must go on strike in Japan!

We were singing

Damn! Damn! Curse those Sorato fans!
Think they're glorious and victorious; this must be a big scam!
They certainly got their way according to plan.
Tell ya,
We must go on strike in Japan!

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Elena - September 05, 2005 - Report this comment
LoL. I agree. Tai and Sora should have been a couple!
chrissy - September 13, 2005 - Report this comment
This song is perfect we should stirke in Japan this song is so ture.Curse those Sorato fans I am an anti-Sorato!!!!!!!!! I hate Sorato so much I REALLY HATE SORATO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It should not be true!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is one of the best things I have ever read!!!! I think Tai and Sora should have been a couple because, Tai and Sora saved eachother alot Matt only saved Sora like once and she wasn't in real danger!!!! Man I like this site alot it was great!!!!
chrissy - September 29, 2005 - Report this comment
IT WAS CERTANLY RIGHT WE SHOULD GO STRIKE IN JAPAN I HOPE SORA GOT A DIVORCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
gr0ah - November 07, 2005 - Report this comment
i dun get it cos i didn't watch the whole of season2 but did sora n matt get together or with tai? (i support taiora btw)
Taiora Advocate - December 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Season 2 was mediocre anyway and I never bothered watching Seasons 3 and 4. If it DOES outright express that Sora and Matt got married, we can pretend they didn't. Also, I noticed that on fanfiction.net, there is a lot more Taiora than there is stupid Sorato. Stupid Season 2!!!
Tori - May 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Awesome parody. Sorato, can, and should, go to hell. Taichi rocks!
Raine - June 23, 2006 - Report this comment
Although I dislike Sorato, I respect the people who like them. ToT; I'm more of a Mimato fan though...
Velvet - September 05, 2006 - Report this comment
lol i think japan blew us away with that stupid ending... i'm a huge mimato fan myself... i think even mattxtai made more sense than sorato... (T_T)
Lilia! - October 08, 2006 - Report this comment
I like mimiato better. i agree sorato sucks! I like tai and sora Matt and mimi t.k and kari and ken and yolei. I hope sora and matt divorce and realize they shouldn't be together. Mimi needs matt and tai needs sora.
Jessica - December 17, 2007 - Report this comment
Tai and Sora are meant to be! And what´s meant to be ALWAYS find its way! And what happens 2027...whatever, who cares?! I mean, so many thing could change till then! And it don´t have to be true! Tai said, he would be waiting for Sora. Would he say that just for fun? I promise, between them happened more than we saw in Digimon! So, Taiora fans, keep supporting Taiora!
Mimi10123 - December 29, 2007 - Report this comment
I agree Sorato stinks! Go Mimato and Taiora I did a vote in my school and here are the results sorato-0 Ha Ha mimato-60 Awsome! taiora-75! Soo Cool
BandGeek - April 15, 2008 - Report this comment
HOLY COW! This was amazing! I really don't like Sorato, so here's my outlook on how 02 ended. TK and Kari = together. Sorry, Daikari lovers! Mimi and Matt = eventually get together. Sora and Matt = got married, yeah, had a couple kids, then his career got in the way, she realized she didn't love him, got divorced, and when they showed the epilouge she was currently seeing Tai. They eventually got together. See? It fits with the ending, too! *claps* I feel so smarticle! Well, this was amazing. It's a great parody, so I might print it and sing it aloud sometime, you know, celebrate the death of Sorato with my friends. *smiles evilly* Great work! ~BANDGEEK
Taiora4eva - June 29, 2008 - Report this comment
I SO agree with this!! TAIORA FOREVER!! When I saw season 2, and Sora made it clear she "liked" Yamato, I thought, WTF??!! When did THAT happen?! I only remember ONE Sorato scene, the rest are all Taiora!! Im gonna be singing this now...
marisol - September 22, 2008 - Report this comment
damn every sorato fan it's all about taiora!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I pretend that 2nd season ending never happened and that's how I deal with this sorato crap
Koumi-Locc - November 20, 2008 - Report this comment
Fucc all Fake Taiora Hoez!!!
grahamgarrett.powerofanime - November 17, 2009 - Report this comment
Seems like everyone with sense is here. I'm gonna be honest (Y'all will like this, promise!) Taiora's eternal, Sorato's infernal! Seriously, Matt is simply the kind who can't have a romantic relationship. Sure there's some moments that click between him and Mimi, but he's always been a lone wolf, right? So why the HELL did the creators bow down to the minority and change their original ending? You heard me right: Sorato was something they did NOT intend until the few fans that had sick minds inundated them with requests. I guess we can only blame ourselves for how they ended it, because we sat back on our asses, assured that the creators were sensible, and didn't work to keep the truth alive!
yoyo - December 11, 2009 - Report this comment
actually in the japanese manga taiora is still somewhat alive. The manga had sora and matt divorce, because it was a refecltion of their parents who had also divorced rubbing off on them. I"m not sure if sora and tai hook up after that but i know they did have some kind of legitamate relationship either before or after sora and matt married, but remember this is only in the japanese manga version, not the anime version. lol. so technically, it may be a stretch, but taiora did prosper in a way
?????? - March 13, 2010 - Report this comment
in a perfect world this is what would happen; the producers will awaken from their insanity and realizing there mistake, quickly rush to re-make two of season 2s episodes (you know which ones I refer to) and then god will forgive there sins and they wont end up in hell......LONG LIVE TAI AND SORA
Resha - March 16, 2010 - Report this comment
I HATEEEE SORATOOO!!!! I CAN'T STAND IT!!! I was a digimon fan 10 years ago and I mostly watched Digimon because I thought Tai and Sora were SOOO cute together...every moment they share together was so cute and I couldn't wait until they were together!!!! Especially after what happened in the movie!!! i love how Tai saves Sora....and another episode where he puts his arms around her in the highten view terrance episode...UGH!! I HATE that they made Sorato in the end of season 2!!! What the helll were they thinking???? we should all request them to go and change the ending or do some kind of remake...with all the season 1 characters back!!! especially Tai and Sora!!!! There aren't even that many Sorato fans, fanart or fanfictions...there are TONSSS more Taiora fanart, fanfics, and also youtube videos....!!!!!!! this song is perfect by the way!!!!! Taiora all the way!!!

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