-> "A Hare Seekin' Guy (Elmer Fudd's Backstory)"
Original Song Title:
"American Pie (short version)"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"A Hare Seekin' Guy (Elmer Fudd's Backstory)"
The Lyrics
A long, long time ago
I can still wemember how I loved young wabbits as a child
I had a fwiend named Thumpa who
Was fwiends with my fwiend Bambi too
And we'd wun and play, skip wope and jump and smile
But one day, in the place we'd fwolic - a pasture verdant and boo-colic
Bambi, me and Thumpa was ambushed by a hunta
Though Thump and I was quick to fled
Poor Bambi -- like his mom -- got dead
And soon I wealized, in dwead
That Thumpa was a spy....
That's why I am a hare seekin' guy
Thumpa took a bwibe and Bambi died, so pissed off am I
I'll have no west till twuly hareless am I
So that's why I want all wabbits to die
Why I want all wabbits to die...
Have you ever been betwayed
When you're barely past the second gwade
By a hare you called your fwiend?
Oh, and do you think I could forgive
That weally woguish thing he did
If you do, well, then you'd better think again
My hate for hares is widely known, yes I
Even hate their homophones --
So not a one did I spare -
I cut off all of my hairs
But one hare so far's eluded me -
The one the kids call Bugs Bunny
They say he's some star on TV
Too bad - the wabbit dies!
(You can see why)
I, I am a hare seekin' guy
Thumpa took a bwibe and Bambi died, so pissed off am I
I'll have no west till twuly hareless am I
So that's why I want all wabbits to die
Why I want all wabbits to die...
It's wacist, some cweatures say
That for Thumpa's cwime all hares must pay
And they think it's a disgwace
But if dey saw dis Bugs on TV
Dey'd see dey're all just wascally
From the wodent-like incisors on dey're face
So look out ol' Bugs, I'll get you yet
By a wifle, twap or hunting net
I need no one's appwoval for total hare wemoval
Your time is wunning out weal fast
Each cawwot just might be your last
And wabbit will be my wepast
The night Bugs Bunny dies...
(You can see why)
I, I am a hare seekin' guy
Thumpa took a bwibe and Bambi died, so pissed off am I
I'll have no west till twuly hareless am I
So that's why I want all wabbits to die
Why I want all wabbits to die...
I, I am a hare seekin' guy
Thumpa took a bwibe and Bambi died, so pissed off am I
I'll have no west till twuly hareless am I
So that's why I want all wabbits to die
Why I want all wabbits to die...
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