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Song Parodies -> "American Lie"

Original Song Title:

"American Pie"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Don McLean

Parody Song Title:

"American Lie"

Parody Written by:

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The Lyrics

Do you still remember Bill Clinton and his escapades? Sometimes I miss all the fun we (he) had...
A long, long time ago
People still remember how I snuck out to avoid the war
But I knew if I had my way
That I'd be President one day
And maybe they would bother me no more
Republicans they made me shivver
With filibusters they'd deliver
Gridlock in the White House
She wears the pants in my house
I guess I told a big, fat lie
When I said that I'd be on your side
Don't go choking up inside
'Cause hey, you knew I'd lie

So why, why are you shocked that I'd lie
Spent an hour with a Flower but I wouldn't say why
And now my wife has got her hand in the pie, but I
Guess you should have known that I'd lie
Guess you should have known that I'd lie

Did you think you'd get away
With a small tax cut, well let me say
That's not how it's gonna be
And did you believe that I'd be true
Well baby, that's a shame on you, and
Now we'll see what kinda harm I'll do
Well I know I said I'd do my best, but you
Knew I'd lie like all the rest
By now you ought to know
You should have voted for Ross Perot
And now it's time for me to tax your buck
It'll hit you all just like a pick-up truck
I hope you know you're out of luck
But hey, you knew I'd lie

We were singin'
Why are you shocked that I'd lie
Spent an hour with a Flower but I wouldn't say why
And now my wife has got her hand in the pie, but I
Guess you should have known that I'd lie
Guess you should have known that I'd lie

Now for 12 years it's been hell you say
But just wait, wait'll I get my way, 'cause
My goal is to tax and spend
First I'll tax the booze, then the gasoline
You'll be taxed until your wallet's clean
And I'll say, it'll be fine in the end
Oh, and while the Compound's burning down
My top advisors can't be found
I guess I'm outta luck
I'll have to pass the buck
And while the Serbs ignore the threats I send
The Press Corps ask me to defend
My policies which will offend
But hey, you knew I'd lie

And then Congress was in their place
Determination on their face
With no time left to compromise
So come on, Bob be prudent, Bob be true
Bob Dole, please let my bill go through, 'cause
No one likes a President who lies
And as the opposition grew
My days as President were through
No way that it would be
The Congress saw through me
Yet as the vote ran into the night
I knew that my victory was sleight, so I
Started laughing with delight
'Cause hey, you knew I'd lie

We were singin'
Why are you shocked that I'd lie
Spent an hour with a Flower but I wouldn't say why
And now my wife has got her hand in the pie, but I
Guess you should have known that I'd lie
Guess you should have known that I'd lie

I met a girl who I called Jen
She thought she was my special friend
But she was used and thrown away
I went down to the Viet wall
Where I read the names of those who'd fall
But the vet's there turned their backs and looked away
While in the wings my wife, she schemes
The Congress lies and the critic's scream
My promises were broken
Rush Limbaugh wasn't joking
And the three whom I believed were good
From Lani, Zoe, even Kimba Wood
They took the fall like fall guys should
But hey, you knew I'd lie

We were singin'
Why are you shocked that I'd lie
Spent an hour with a Flower but I wouldn't say why
And now my wife has got her hand in the pie, but I
Guess you should have known that I'd lie
Guess you should have known that I'd lie

We were singin'
Why are you shocked that I'd lie
Spent an hour with a Flower but I wouldn't say why
And now my wife has got her hand in the pie, but I
Guess you should have known that I'd lie
Guess you should have known that I'd lie



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Patrick - January 04, 2010 - Report this comment
Great history lesson about an administration we're going to look back upon with nostalgia, after the current one has run its course.
Old Man Ribber - January 04, 2010 - Report this comment
Clinton surely understood his Roman Empire...Bread and Circuses (A little change in the pocket and a soap opera in the White House). Excellent job on a difficult song. ;D
Michael Pacholek - January 05, 2010 - Report this comment
Bill Clinton was the best President of the last 40 years. Funny, how we want our Presidents to be honest. Well, from 1969 to 2009, the only honest Presidents of my lifetime were Jerry Ford and Jimmy Carter. And how did we thank these fine public servants who told us the unvarnished truth? We booted each of them out of office the next chance we got. Maybe the election of Barack Obama and the wholesale rejection of conservatism, which we now freely admit simply does not work, proves that, at long last, we can handle the truth.
rob - January 05, 2010 - Report this comment
now odumba, with his many broken promices, there's some honesty. hows them troops coming home soon and the sky rocketed unemployment?
Michael Sucksalot - January 20, 2010 - Report this comment
Bill Clinton was the worst President of the last 40 years... except for Carter. And 0bama. Funny how Dims want our Presidents to be liars. Well, from 1969 to 2009, the only honest Presidents to be had were Republicans, and not even all of them. And how did we thank these fine patriotic public servants who told us the unvarnished truth? We booted every one of them except for Reagan and Bush 43 out of office the next chance we got. Maybe the rising rejection of "Marcia" Coakley and Barack 0bama the Kenyan village idiot and the wholesale rejection of leftism, which the voters are now shouting out loud is simply un-American, proves that, at long last, some people are coming to their senses. Alas, fools like Pacholek probably never will.
Andria - January 20, 2010 - Report this comment
Great parody, and I started one about the same thing, same OS, same title, but couldn't finish it or make it pace correctly.
BR> On the content of the parody, I'm with Michael Pacholek, except that Gerald Ford was before my time. Bill Clinton was a great president, Lewinsky scandal notwithstanding, and I've heard great things about Ford and Jimmy Carter. I'm still unsure about Obama, but I think he'll be able to turn things around. After all, in the wake of Nixon's resignation, there were lots of problems like Watergate, the tail end of the Vietnam War, oil embargoes and the Cold War, and those got rectified. In time, all the garbage W. wrought will be too.

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