-> "Amusement Park Rides"
Original Song Title:
"American Pie"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Amusement Park Rides"
The Lyrics
Was not too long ago, young girl got dismembered
On a Six Flags wild Superman ride
On every ride we take a chance
That car we're on just might detach
And maybe, send us flying for a mile
Their safety standards make me shiver
Another casket got delivered
Bypassed that last check
They never care to inspect
They will give you breaks on their fries
While they reassure you with their lies
Throw new paint on so now it can hide
Cracks on that whirling ride, so
(Chorus)
Why die on Amusement Park Rides
You're too heavy this may levy
Whether everyone dies
In all that noise
We're screamin' save me and why
Wonderin' is this a new ride that can fly
Is this a new ride that can fly
Did you leave the park some blood
I don't have faith in carny crud
Since their actions are so slow
Now our bodies are not meant to roll
Should take your fear and not your soul
And not to bang me
A real chance death blow
Well that ride I went in on a whim
'Cause it looked like fun when it spins
They said take off your shoes
I should have passed on that weird news
I was spinning wild and so unaware
That in the end I would look like Linda Blair
Need exorcism for that chair
On that wild, zipper ride, I started screaming,
(Chorus)
Don't die on Amusement Park Rides
You're too heavy this may levy
Whether everyone dies
In all that noise
We're screamin' save me and why
Wonderin' are we in a part of Saw 5
Are we in a part of Saw 5
Now face the fear just exposed a bone
You got thrown splat on a nearby stone
When the belt broke and you sailed free
When the State Fair rang you just made the scene
You just hoped for fun and not lose a spleen
Little voice should have said you should flee
Oh and while the ride was whizzing round
Some bolts flew off and you went down
Park's lawyers had well earned
A case where you got burned
And while the heavens just filled with sparks
They claimed you went too near the arc
Got third degrees as you left the park
On that, Inferno ride, you were screamin',
(Chorus)
Why die on Amusement Park Rides
You're too heavy this may levy
Whether everyone dies
In all that noise
We're screamin' save me and why
Wonderin' the thrill is if we all survive
The thrill is if we all survive
Summer swelter made you seek some shelter
Log flume turned into Helter Skelter
Very high drop and fallin' fast
No belts needed but alas
The seat broke off and stuck in your ass
Got a free return pass with your body cast
Now the dolphin show would start real soon
As the music blasts an aqua tune
At fish you want to glance
And it gave them that one chance
'Cause the sea lions were short a meal
Your waving hand just closed the deal
On the day where you fed the seals
Your hand, has waved goodbye, and you were screamin',
(Chorus)
Why die on Amusement Park Rides
You're too heavy this may levy
Whether everyone dies
In all that noise
We're screamin' save me and why
Wonderin' why I can only count to five
Why I can only count to five
Too many people jammed in place
Your coaster ride's lost in space
Jumped off that track you face your end
So this long ride's a gamble
Wheels will click, wheels smashed on a loosened brick
'Cause tires are what they never get checked
As some people fell from the cage
You watch them hit the high dive stage
Their bodies smashed to gel you make
Your last farewell
And as the coaster teetered from your height
You looked down for extra fright
You saw carnies betting on your plight
No way, the cars collide, you were screamin',
(Chorus)
Why die on Amusement Park Rides
You're too heavy this may levy
Whether everyone dies
In all that noise
We're screamin' save me and why
Wonderin' why your ride had made a swan dive
Why your ride had made a swan dive
You saw a ride that looked real new
And the guy said it was hardly used
It was too calm you turned away
They sell insurance in the store
You've never seen them do that before
And the fine line read
You're riding your last day
Now every ride seems like a dream
More people died what does it all mean
Your hand has world end tokens
Your fate now has been spoken
So those three men you'd admired most
Will guide you as you're now a ghost
You're on a peace train and it floats
The way, you love to, ride
And you're now singin',
(Chorus *)
*I fly on Amusement Park Rides
You're soul's heavy as a chevy
Final peace you rely
And that's your choice
No grievin' and you know why
Reflectin' how your life has been a wild ride
How your life has been a wild ride....
(Repeat *)
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