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Song Parodies -> "WarGames"

Original Song Title:

"American Pie"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Don McLean

Parody Song Title:

"WarGames"

Parody Written by:

G.Barlow

The Lyrics

The movie WarGames
A long long time ago. I can still remember how that operator didn’t fire the nuke. And they hired me and gave me a chance to make a machine that would nuke the commie’s pants if they wanted to-ooo. But that year was a sad one my wife and son died in a car crash. The machines name was WOPR. But I named it josh-u-a. I still can’t remember how he hacked it. But he did and almost smacked it. I guess he just had a knack for it the day the nukes would rise.

So my my this hear Joshua guy. Would he nuke us if David didn’t hack into his hard drive? And as the news spoke of a chance big bombs. The DEFCON counted back down to 1. The day the nukes would rise.

So did you write the Const-it-tution or win the civil war or even pick up a gun. Oh did you win World War 1 or build the atom bomb which won the war. I know that it is your job to protect the superpower mob which had distress of a destruction fall. I wonder if you had fire wall if davied couldn’t control the calls. Oh and I was nieve not to protect from the hacker threat the day the nukes would rise.

So my my this hear Joshua guy. Would he nuke us if David didn’t hack into his hard drive? And as the news spoke of chance big bombs. The DEFCON counted back down to 1. The day the nukes would rise.

Oh for 10 year David has hacked in computers and changed has grades on his CPU but then he saw that game system. When he got his girl friend and his books he could not be stopped. With his hack friends. And as he found out the back door he chose a game called thermonuclear war. The CIA was called he even nuked his home and as the DEFCON went 54321 he surrounded with subs and the news showed threats of war the day the nukes would rise.

So my my this hear Joshua guy. Would he nuke us if David didn’t hack into his hard drive? And as the news spoke of a chance big bombs. The DEFCON counted back down to 1. The day the nukes would rise.

Help him help him he was arrest-ed. He was flown back to the war room helpers and was lectured to. And he went online to WOPR to find out he must win the game of war and that way he killed the communist core. And as he escaped to me to find out that I lived in A-lask-a. I told him I would not help because of a not slow death. And after I changed my mind I got the heli with those kids in mind and we went to the room so blind. The day the nukes would rise.

So my my this hear Joshua guy. Would he nuke us if David didn’t hack into his hard drive? And as the news spoke of a chance big bombs. The DEFCON counted down to 1. The day the nukes would rise.

And their we were all in one place. A generation lost in tech with no time left to try again. So come on josh come on ua. Stop those missiles the and the coup. Because the threats are not real. And as those numbers came on the screen I knew at the moment he had the power of the king. Then David had an idea and played another game. And as the code he was about to break tic tac toe he tried to play. And as I saw it pop into his brain. I knew exactly the point of the game. And as I saw David’s delight. The day the nukes would rise.

So my my this hear Joshua guy. Would he nuke us if David didn’t hack into his hard drive? And as the news spoke of a chance big bombs. The DEFCON counted back down to 1. The day the nukes would rise.

I saw people begin to cheer as I was doing almost all that year as we saw it on that screen. I saw David and his girl friend kiss as they do in most movie disks. But the numbers disappeared. And what was said on that screen was only this thing. “The only way to win is not to play this. And their was also a robot call R I P L-Y and it could see a goast but that was not till the sequel of this. So-oo the end.


So my my this hear Joshua guy. Would he nuke us if David didn’t hack into his hard drive? And as the news spoke of a chance big bombs. The DEFCON counted back down to 1. The day the nukes would rise.

And we were singing So my my this hear Joshua guy. Would he nuke us if David didn’t hack into his hard drive? And as the news spoke of a chance big bombs. The DEFCON counted back down to 1. The day the nukes would rise.





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