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Song Parodies -> "(Don't Buy) A Mail Order Bride"

Original Song Title:

"American Pie"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Don McLean

Parody Song Title:

"(Don't Buy) A Mail Order Bride"

Parody Written by:

Mr 1s

The Lyrics

A long, long time ago...
I was still so lonely
How these websites used to make me think
And I thought if they offer love
That they could make a man happy
And, maybe, I'd try a site "Best Wives Inc."
But the high charges made me quiver
And I hope these women deliver
Scam news on the websites
I couldn't risk a con site
I see the countries that supply
All these cool foreign lasses for brides
But something made me hurt inside
The day the love had died

So don't you buy a mail-order bride
They will scam you and will bleed you
'Till your wallet is dry
And them bad old babes were scammin' poor lonely guys
Saying' "this'll be the poor lonely guy"
"This will be the poor lonely guy"

Did you ever try Russia
And did you try the ones in Asia
If the website tells you so?
Do you believe her cute body
Will save you being from so lonely
And can you sell me the one called "Olga"?

So don't you buy a mail-order bride
They will scam you and will bleed you
'Till your wallet is dry
And them bad old babes were scammin' poor lonely guys
Saying' "this'll be the poor lonely guy"
"This will be the poor lonely guy"

So don't you buy a mail-order bride
They will scam you and will bleed you
'Till your wallet is dry
And them bad old babes were scammin' poor lonely guys
Saying' "this'll be the poor lonely guy"
"This will be the poor lonely guy"

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Dylan Baranski - June 14, 2007 - Report this comment
AGAIN!? Dude, unless this matches the shortened B-side version, this isn't the whole parody. It seems that me & Michael Pacholek are the only ones who've submitted competent parodies of American Pie lately.
AFW - June 14, 2007 - Report this comment
You haver a great idea here, Mr 1s...especially liked the first verse and the chorus...just wish you would have done it all...but, I know it's a killer length..still fives for the idea, and what's completed

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