A long long time ago
I can still remember when watching "Seinfeld"
Used to make me smile

I thought that under no circumstance,
Would there ever be a chance
That the funny big haired guy would ever be reviled.

Then came that night out in LA
Richards really wigged out that day

Now, everyone wonders about the man
Did Kramer really join the Klan?

Bad news for his co-star
Jerry has tried so hard
Took him on "Letterman" after dark
That day, the laughter died
So
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Bye bye. Richards career has died
It's hard to laugh at Kramer now that we know what's inside
And on that stage, he lost all of his pride
Saying things that just didn't seem right
Saying things that just didn't seem right


Do you remember the slide across the floor
Every time that he opened up Jerry's door
The audience laughed every show

And although Jerry, George, and Elaine
Were spared any of Kramer's disdain
Could've Richards made a comeback? Now we'll never know

Cause we all saw the tape of him
Flipping out. The man needs a thick skin

He never had the right to say
Those hateful words that day

Now, it's hard to watch that freakin' show
Knowing now what we all know
With what we saw on that video
The day that his brain fried
His ears are ringin'
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Now a little time has passed
Whole new scandals have been cast
But Richards still can't find work today

He went on Jesse Jackson's show
To apologize, and let the public know
That he didn't really feel that way

But some things are hard to forgive
No matter what's behind the motive

Now he sits home all alone
Cursing those with camera phones

Now I wonder what he regrets most
The break down, the words, or a little of both
Whatever it is, his careers now toast
That day, The K man died

And he'll be screamin'
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