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Song Parodies -> "Mister Harrison Fly"

Original Song Title:

"American Pie"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Don McLean

Parody Song Title:

"Mister Harrison Fly"

Parody Written by:

JeffSarkisian

The Lyrics

Sure won't be done to know. Youf! Forever.
A long, long lime ego
Icon stole December
Howard's moos lick in the mild
Any new stupid in France?
Ladder just made news people rant
Indian is not sappy for the child
The tributary made Def Leppard
Cliff's every pastor Tide made sliver
Badgers during Gore's breath
IKEA gook's fun more death
Iraq's December made him die
And I bred a thousand big ol' flies
Buns slumping cuppings reaping side
The Mays the looser's ride

So bye, bye, Mister Harrison fly
Kobe's heavy in the telly, betcha Zac Efron lied
Them Clinton boys did blink in Trotsky for Nye
Slinging missles Google hackers deny
Missles Google hackers deny

Did you ride old Europe's love?
And are the race for flounder doves?
And his libel tells damsel
Do you retreat in socking holes?
Can flus and rains get portal moles?
Canadians have Albert's France really flew
Well I know that Adolf flubbed his sins
Crazy uncle prancing into him
Ugo licked off horseshoes
Manatee with slither in news
Israel's boney screaming crazy f**k
Will get pink bar nations in his big dumb luck
Bender looses out on the suck
The Mays the looser's ride
They started ringing

Bye, bye, Mister Harrison fly
Kobe's heavy in the telly, betcha Zac Efron lied
Them Clinton boys did blink in Trotsky for Nye
Slinging missles Google hackers deny
Missles Google hackers deny

Now Fort Lenin has been found in bones
A rat glows in frat boy's moble home
But canned fruit slobs bow to you and me
When arresters sang Torchic's ringing theme
With a coke tommorow that was lean
Hitler's boys were coming for the green
Hot Wheel kings came cooking brown
George Dubya culled a horny town
The fort's room was in kern
No bird hick was retard
And while Benin stole a bike from farm
The porn trip cracked up doing farts
Denny's came serving cut up bark
The Mays the looser's ride
They started ringing

Bye, bye, Mister Harrison fly
Kobe's heavy in the telly, betcha Zac Efron lied
Them Clinton boys did blink in Trotsky for Nye
Slinging missles Google hackers deny
Missles Google hackers deny

Felter pelter was the dumb slum melter
The turds drove off into computer shelters
Ate nile rye, they're calling fast
All rented bowels smoking grass
The prayers stunk up the garden mass
Mister Hitler eating Einstein with a rash
NAPA's wrap up time gave no one juice
Wal-Mart partners gave up selling jude
Twelve feet balls got cut up, Lance
Ovals we never saw on France
Cousin Skeeter tied to Raider's shield
Butter marched to fans, reused a beetle
Total recall for flies in heals
The Mays the looser's ride
They started ringing

Bye, bye, Mister Harrison fly
Kobe's heavy in the telly, betcha Zac Efron lied
Them Clinton boys did blink in Trotsky for Nye
Slinging missles Google hackers deny
Missles Google hackers deny

Indian hair were all in hun praise
A generator flossed it's mace
Windows time were tossed in gin
Show come on, crackers simple, crackers rip
Back rash flat on a band of hicks
Tires of a member of the feds
Ants and guys marched across a braid
The huns were rich, ends the pissed off jade
No anal porn on dell
Could crate the Midas bell
And as the brians fried high into Jeff's might
To flight in cracka ass's life
Churchill wrote a patent on cop lights
The Mays the looser's ride
They started ringing

Bye, bye, Mister Harrison fly
Kobe's heavy in the telly, betcha Zac Efron lied
Them Clinton boys did blink in Trotsky for Nye
Slinging missles Google hackers deny
Missles Google hackers deny

Amun III was Sango's jewel
Winny was always the Poo
Bushie was riled with Sonic's paint
He spent fries for a naked door
Wear hide, beer some loosers, fear some sore
Butter man there said some loosers that were gay
Eating beats, ol' Billing's screamed
The dubbers ride into Lovecraft's memes
Adolf Hitler spoken
Lots of birch fell tokens
And the bee man who took over the coast
Who bother the sum of the moldy toast
Day in the sun for the left coast
The Mays the looser's ride
They started ringing

Bye, bye, Mister Harrison fly
Kobe's heavy in the telly, betcha Zac Efron lied
Them Clinton boys did blink in Trotsky for Nye
Slinging missles Google hackers deny
Missles Google hackers deny
They started ringing

Bye, bye, Mister Harrison fly
Kobe's heavy in the telly, betcha Zac Efron lied
Them Clinton boys did blink in Trotsky for Nye
Slinging missles Google hackers deny
Missles Google hackers deny

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