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Song Parodies -> "Saddam Hussein Pie"

Original Song Title:

"American Pie"

Original Performer:

Don Mcclean

Parody Song Title:

"Saddam Hussein Pie"

Parody Written by:

Mikey F

The Lyrics

A long long time ago
dont you all remember
how he attacked, and took out our oil
And I knew if I had my way
that I would make those Liberals pay
and maybe we'll be peaceful for a while

but 9/11 made us shiver
yet, liberals still delayed deliver
bad news in the mid-east
Terrorism wont seice
and I cant remember who decide
to take a country and keep pride
but the Liberals wont take the prize
the day we start a fight

so, bye bye, its time you should die
took our oil, got the nukes now
but the Liberals decide
to keep us out of this war we should fight
for America is alright

did they write the consti'tution
and do they think that its unjust
to bomb up Iraq
and they still want Afghanistan
whereas our problem lies in Suddam
and they hold off on bombin him
and I know that we should just nuke him
'cause hes the plot behind all terrorism
and the Liberals get to chose
and in the end theyll lose
hes just a lonley guy with lots of loot
paying liberals to hold out the nuke
but we will soon wreck all he'll do
the day we start a fight

and we were singin'

bye bye, its time you should die
took our oil, got the nukes now
but the Liberals decide
to keep us out of this war we should fight
for America is alright

its been 10 years
since that sorta war
now we just think you want death more
and thats not how it used to be
by Iran in the middle east
you took Cuait, disrupted peace
started war, and we didnt retreat
Osama hit us with a frown
and his name cursed all over town
Osama was insane
but not as bad as that Hussein
we moved in to spite remarks
the army practiced in the park
and we would roll in after dark
the day we start a fight

we were yellin'

bye bye, its time you should die
took our oil, got the nukes now
but the Liberals decide
to keep us out of this war we should fight
for America is alright

Allah, Terror, 9-11 remember
army rolls in and they run for shelter
Suddam, we're gunna bust your ass
soon this will all be our past
with Saddam dead and peace at last
and them hippies can go smoke their stash
and the tanks rolled in at almost noon
Saddam's gunna be dead soon
we all got up to dance
'cause we finally seized our chance
when Osama tried to wreck our lives
America would not divide
and those arabs gunna run and hide
the day we start a fight

I started yelling

bye bye, its time you should die
took our oil, got the nukes now
but the Liberals decide
to keep us out of this war we should fight
for America is alright

Now here we are all in one place
a genoration in disgrace
I think we should just bomb him
so come on, Liberals hold off
Liberals wait
Liberal's ideas aint that great
'cause them Liberals are Saddam's only friends
And as I watched him on the screen
the room had just went serene
no Liberals born in hell
could stop us with rebel
and as the bombs are dropped all through the night
maybe Liberals will see a light
I saw, Dubya laughing with delight
the day, we start a fight

he was yelling

bye bye, its time you should die
took our oil, got the nukes now
but the Liberals decide
to keep us out of this war we should fight
for America is alright

He is the man who has the nukes
weve asked him kindly to not use
but he'll use them anyway
I went down to Washington
where Bush decided to send trops in
to spite what the Liberals did say
and in the street the tanks did roll
causing arab's large death toll
and those liberals who had spoken
will see their plans a-broken
and the main men we despised the most
Osama, Saddam, and all of those
wont again try to hurt our souls
the day we start a fight

and now we're yelling

bye bye, its time you should die
took our oil, got the nukes now
but the Liberals decide
to keep us out of this war we should fight
for America is alright

bye bye, its time you should die
took our oil, got the nukes now
but the Liberals decide
to keep us out of this war we should fight
for America is alright
MFLORIO45@hotmail.com

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Pacing: 3.0
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Dianna - March 14, 2003 - Report this comment
awsome song!
Billy Florio - March 14, 2003 - Report this comment
Michael, honestly, use the spell check....
Rice Cube - March 14, 2003 - Report this comment
Yeah, what Billy said :-D Pacing's a tad off too...
Phil Alexander - March 14, 2003 - Report this comment
Is this what you actually believe? Or is it intended as some kind of sardonic sideways look? Like, when exactly did they take *your* oil?
Ronnie - March 14, 2003 - Report this comment
Ou est Cuait? Is your spell check broken? What does Hussein have to do with 9-11? Maybe your brother should change his last name.
Jeff Reuben - March 14, 2003 - Report this comment
I think you're giving Saddam a lot more credit than he deserves (behind 9/11?)
Nick J(Ghosteller) - March 14, 2003 - Report this comment
Ummmmmmmmmmm..........NO
John Harvey - March 14, 2003 - Report this comment
Hi, Hi, here's a Liberal reply? Using reason's much more pleasin' With those inspectator guys. The only ones who want our missles to fly Are people who've never served in their lives They've never looked war in the eyes.
Kristina Emily - March 14, 2003 - Report this comment
E for effort :-)
Michael Pacholek - March 15, 2003 - Report this comment
Mike, I've seen excellent work on your part. This is not it. It looks like Bush wrote it himself. As Dick Smothers would say, "That was not a compliment!"
goateekid13@hotmail.com - March 15, 2003 - Report this comment
Sorry, Mike! Not one of your best. Me, I think Sadam's trying to provoke a war to enrage the world against the U.S. ---Jeff
hax0r - March 16, 2003 - Report this comment
AIIIII!
Mike Florio - March 17, 2003 - Report this comment
John, ha ha ha ha ha, I just realized that your comment was parodying the churus...very creative! and to everyone else...I just snapped on this song...and forgot to spell check...
John Harvey - March 17, 2003 - Report this comment
It made me a little mad that they wouldn't let me write in stanzas. I have the typo problem too. If you look at my songs, I skip entire words I meant to put in.
Christella - January 11, 2004 - Report this comment
y akhou el sharmouta ( check it )
Zerla - February 27, 2005 - Report this comment
5-5-5!

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