A long long time ago
I can still remember that the Rio Grande seemed like the Nile
But I knew that my chance was slim
So I hopped in the water and started to swim
And maybe I could be an alien for a while
The border patrol made me shiver
With every arrest they'd deliver
They didn't want our Pesos
Didn't hesitate to mace us
I can't remember if I cried
When I made it to the other side
But then I had to run and hide
On the other side
So
Si Si, Senior Mexican Pie
Drink tequila,
Mow some lawns
Smoke some pot,
and get high
Juan and Jose drag raced- it was a tie
Juan said' that'll be the van that I buy
that'll be the van that I buy
To pass the time while we traveled far
I played "La Bamba" on my guitar
And made tortillas out of dough
Do you like guacamol'?
And refried beans out of a bowl?
And can you show me how to make a burrito?
Well, I know that I'm a mexican
I used to beat up white boys in the gym
But now I work a lawnmower
Damn I'm good with a leaf-blower
I hung out in the ghetto with my gang
Shootin guns and goin "Bang"
But I knew I'd get no poon-tang
On the other side
I started singin'
Si Si, Senior Mexican Pie
Drink tequila,
Mow some lawns
Smoke some pot,
and get high
Juan and Jose drag raced- it was a tie
Juan said' that'll be the van that I buy
that'll be the van that I buy