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Song Parodies -> "I'm Helping America Die"

Original Song Title:

"American Pie"

Original Performer:

Do Mc Clean

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Helping America Die"

Parody Written by:

Rich Verdugo

The Lyrics

Forgive the fact that the parody is 8 min 20 sec long like the original. Take a deep breath!!
Dad once gave to me... a freebie million dollars, saying
“You are smart, a business cannibal.”
So I thought –little hands and all, A Bully standing big and tall
Could be a businessman –then-President.
I knew Vlad was in my corner/ Sent early tweets…cause I’m a morner.
Sixteen that I outpaced/There’s Little...Lyin’…Dog Face.
I beat Ted, Marco and Carly/ And I was crowned the nominee
I got your votes at any cost
I won…our Country… lost.
I’m helping America die…
Don’t know how I won with opposition numbers so high
Percentage of the people that support me is low.
Couldn’t hide the fact that I didn’t know;
Oh, yes my campaign promises blow.
(Verse 1)
Es’-ca-la-tor headed down
With those screaming fans paid by the pound
What a start…A big, big show!
Ma-lan-ya with her head held high/ No naked shoulder, chest or thigh
But…That was gonna change like we all know.

Well, I started with that first debate
I spewed insults; disrespect and hate
I guess I lit a fuse/Got my name in all the news.
(I) spent the campaign telling huge-huge lies.
Mex-i’-co will pay to their surprise.
El pres-i-den-te called by bluff/Said “No!” that was enough
Sing about winning…. CHORUS
(Verse 2)
Now, for six months I went here and there,
Making promises… I didn’t care.
Hoping that you wouldn’t see,e,e,e.
Blaming all of those no longer here.
Hiding in’-com-pe-tence was clear
Shiny objects there for you see.
Don’s old friend who sang the blues
Said Putin had some/ juicy news.
A meeting time was set/ Great info we would get.
And I’ d really like to thank old Jim
Oc-toe’-ber sur-prise helped me win
It cast that doubt…”Now, did she sin?”
November 8th was mine
CHORUS I’m happy singing

(Verse 3)
Cap-tol mall filled to the brim
More people watched me than watched him.
A picture’s worth a thousand words
Two thousand eight/ a different view
I missed the record by a few
I-nau’-gur-a-tion count was for the birds.
Kelly helped in her own way,
Al-ter-na-tive facts had their say.
We had to send out Pence,
Not such a great defense
Now, in a briefing Mr. Spicey said
Our number’s bigger…Per-i-ed!
But… you were right… called it a ruse
Now I… get this-s-s abuse.
But I’m still singing… CHORUS
(Verse 4)
So now we will get our ca-bin-et
I said on-ly the best I’d get
From the very top premo percent....
Anyway, let’s drain the Swamp
ROSS , Price, Tillerson/DeVos
Call it a spa is…. what I meant
Did I forget to mention Flynn? He had to leave…he just got in!
From another gov-ern-ment /Got money that he spent.
And no matter my “Fake News” retort
The witch hunt I’m sad to report
Includes Junior; Jarod/Manafort
I’ll have no- where to.. hide
But I’m still singing…CHORUS
No one thought I …ever would
Beat a woman… twice as good
Russia helped, they‘ll do it all again.
To many sets of U.S. eyes
Asked why I do not just despise
A country that defeats you from within
I say that it’s Patriotic
You say no…it’s idiotic.
“Amer-i-can made” will save
Forget Ivanka’s work slaves
I think this job is here to learn
I hope I finish out my term
And I’m not charged with what I’ve earned
By Mid-terms … I’ll be gone…
And you’ll be singin’….

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