Song Parodies -> Here They Grow Again
| Original Song Title: | "Here You Come Again" |
| Original Performer: | Dolly Parton |
| Parody Song Title: | "Here They Grow Again" |
| Parody Written by: | Thor2000 |
(Once upon a time, Dolly Parton was an adolescent teenager and this song must have been going through her mind around her thirteenth birthday!)
Here they grow again
Just when I'm about to get my bra on
They just started to swell
Same as they did before
And stretched wide by my very own bra straps
Here they grow again
Just when I'm about to pull my new sweater on
Now there explode my breasts
Increasing to their very best
And pretty soon I'm wonderin'
How big they're going to grow!
All they're gonna do is grow and grow...
And there goes my first bra-strap
Just leave it up to me
And in a little while,
You're messin' up my mind
An' screwin' up my wardrobe!
Here they grow again
Lookin' bigger than a bosom
Has a right to
An' stackin' me up so
And all I really know
Is here they grow again
An' let them grow
All they're gonna do
Is grow and grow...
And there goes my last bra-strap
Just leave it up to me
And in a little while,
They're bigger than they've ever been
An' screwin' up my wardrobe!
Here they grow again
Lookin' bigger than a bosom
Has a right to
An' stackin' me up so
And all I really know
Is here they grow again
An' let them grow
An' let them grow
An' let them grow
An' let them grow...
I think I'll become a Country singer!
Just when I'm about to get my bra on
They just started to swell
Same as they did before
And stretched wide by my very own bra straps
Here they grow again
Just when I'm about to pull my new sweater on
Now there explode my breasts
Increasing to their very best
And pretty soon I'm wonderin'
How big they're going to grow!
All they're gonna do is grow and grow...
And there goes my first bra-strap
Just leave it up to me
And in a little while,
You're messin' up my mind
An' screwin' up my wardrobe!
Here they grow again
Lookin' bigger than a bosom
Has a right to
An' stackin' me up so
And all I really know
Is here they grow again
An' let them grow
All they're gonna do
Is grow and grow...
And there goes my last bra-strap
Just leave it up to me
And in a little while,
They're bigger than they've ever been
An' screwin' up my wardrobe!
Here they grow again
Lookin' bigger than a bosom
Has a right to
An' stackin' me up so
And all I really know
Is here they grow again
An' let them grow
An' let them grow
An' let them grow
An' let them grow...
I think I'll become a Country singer!
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