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Song Parodies -> "The PBS Store"

Original Song Title:

"The Bargain Store"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Dolly Parton

Parody Song Title:

"The PBS Store"

Parody Written by:

punkballetdancer99

The Lyrics

My life is likened to a PBS store
And they may have just what you're looking for
If you don't mind the fact that all the merchandise is new
Ranging from Arthur to Nova to Caillou to SciGirls

Why you take for instance Downtown Abbey
If you will just ship it to your door
You would be surprised to find how good it really is
Take it and you no longer will be tired because you supported PBS.

Chorus:
The PBS store is open, log on
You can easily afford the price
A gift card is all you need to purchase all the mechandise
And I can guarantee you'll be completely satisfied.

Your support thanks PBS
And these shows they have
I'll watch them on DVD, I took pledges while watching channel 8
I've wasted gift cards, but I still have some more.

Chorus:
The PBS store is open, log on
You can easily afford the price
A gift card is all you need to purchase all the mechandise
And I can guarantee you'll be completely satisfied.

My life is likened to a PBS store
And they may have just what you're looking for
If you don't mind the fact that all the merchandise is new
Ranging from Arthur to Nova to Caillou to SciGirls

The PBS store is open, log on...

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