Song Parodies -> Pear Abu
| Original Song Title: | "Applejack" |
| Original Performer: | Dolly Parton |
| Parody Song Title: | "Pear Abu" |
| Parody Written by: | James Squire |
My Aussie mate Busty asked me to write a song about "boobs" - female bouncy bits - by Dolly Parton. I changed a few words and I think this came up better than my first try. PS - Pare Abu = pair of boobs... get it?
He lived by the pear orchard in a secret underground room
His real name was Abu Ibraheem, but I called him Pear Abu
Now old Pear Abu was in hiding, he was wanted by the FBI
The stuff he made would kill you, his deadly pear moonshine
Chorus
Share a jug with me Pear Abu, Pear Abu
Share a jug with me and I'll dance
Share a jug with me Pear Abu, Pear Abu
Share a jug make these poor boys bounce
Now I'd go down to Pear Abu's almost every day
We'd sit and we'd drink pear moonshine that Pear Abu had made
He gave me the secret to his secret recipe
Two drops of nitro glycerine and a dash of anti-freeze
Chorus
That's when I was just a kid and now that I am grown
I took over his business now that Pear Abu is gone
His still blew up one tragic day, it made the worldwide news
They thought it was an atomic bomb, but it was just old Abu's booze
Chorus x2
His real name was Abu Ibraheem, but I called him Pear Abu
Now old Pear Abu was in hiding, he was wanted by the FBI
The stuff he made would kill you, his deadly pear moonshine
Chorus
Share a jug with me Pear Abu, Pear Abu
Share a jug with me and I'll dance
Share a jug with me Pear Abu, Pear Abu
Share a jug make these poor boys bounce
Now I'd go down to Pear Abu's almost every day
We'd sit and we'd drink pear moonshine that Pear Abu had made
He gave me the secret to his secret recipe
Two drops of nitro glycerine and a dash of anti-freeze
Chorus
That's when I was just a kid and now that I am grown
I took over his business now that Pear Abu is gone
His still blew up one tragic day, it made the worldwide news
They thought it was an atomic bomb, but it was just old Abu's booze
Chorus x2
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hahahahahahahahah I didn't get if for about 10 seconds then I thought about Dolly and her jiggly bits. you gotta sing it out loud to really get it. oh man! I cracked up!!!! subtle and funny funny funny
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