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Song Parodies -> "Brylcreme"

Original Song Title:

"Jolene"

Original Performer:

Dolly Parton

Parody Song Title:

"Brylcreme"

Parody Written by:

LucidLupin LeeBee

The Lyrics

Brylcreme, Brylcreme, Brylcreme, Brylcreme
It's all your fault I've got a greasy man
Brylcreme, Brylcreme, Brylcreme, Brylcreme
He loves you in a spray, a tube or can..

He takes you with him everywhere
And combs you through his auburn hair
With his muscly arm he makes the sweep real keen
He combs again to get you in
You spread right through like summer rain
But you're just another kind of goo, Brylcreme

He buys 2 tubs 'bout twice a week
There's nothing I can do to keep
From sighing when he uses you, Brylcreme

I really cannot understand
How hes so hooked on just your brand
He thinks you make him more of a man, Brylcreme

Brylcreme, Brylcreme, Brylcreme, Brylcreme
It's all your fault I've got a greasy man
Brylcreme, Brylcreme, Brylcreme, Brylcreme
He loves you in a spray, a tube or can..

He could have a choice of mousse
Or rinse his hair in lemon juice
You're the only one for him, Brylcreme

Now I've had this talk with you
Into the garbage you are through
I hope he doesnt discover you, Brylcreme

Brylcreme, Brylcreme, Brylcreme, Brylcreme
It's all your fault I've got a greasy man
Brylcreme, Brylcreme, Brylcreme, Brylcreme
He loves you in a spray, a tube or can..

Brylcreme.. (Brylcreme..)
lucidlupin leebee 2004

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Pacing: 4.9
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Airfarcewon - October 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Very Good story, originality, continuity, pacing....Like the similarity in title sound...5's
Stuart McArthur - October 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Good parallele to the original - 555 (don't know where the last lot of 555 went to)
Kristof Robertson - October 07, 2004 - Report this comment
I really liked this...I'll keep an eye on your stuff...55

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