Song Parodies -> Steven

Original Song Title:

"Jolene"

Original Performer:

Dolly Parton

  
Parody Song Title:

"Steven"

Parody Written by:

Recently Dumped Boyfriend

Shortly after I was given the news, this just came into my head...
Steven, steven, steven, steven
I'm begging of you please don't take her, man
steven, steven, steven, steven
Please don't take her just because you can

Her beauty is beyond compare
With flaming locks of auburn hair
With dark brown eyes and ivory skin
Her smile is like a breath of spring
Her voice is soft like summer rain
And I cannot compete with you, Steven

She talks about you in her sleep
There's nothing I can do to keep
From crying when she calls your name, Steven

And I can easily understand
How you could easily take her, man
But you don't know what she means to me, steven

Steven, steven, steven, steven
I'm begging of you please don't take her, man
steven, steven, steven, steven
Please don't take her just because you can

You could get a new girlfriend
But I could never love again
She's the only one for me, Steven

I had to have this talk with you
My happiness depends on you
And whatever you decide to do, Steven

Steven, steven, steven, steven
I'm begging of you please don't take her, man
steven, steven, steven, steven
Please don't take her even though you can
Steven, steven
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