-> "Stupid King of Mobius"
Original Song Title:
"Phony King of England"
Disney's Robin Hood
Parody Song Title:
"Stupid King of Mobius"
Parody Written by:
Stupid King of Mobius
Sung to “Phony King of England”
Knuckles: HUZZAH! Three cheers for Sonic!
Tails: And three cheers for Princess Sally!
Rouge: And down with that skunk of a man, Eggman!
* Country beat *
Oh, the world will sing
Of a glorious king
Many years from now
And not for his great leading skills
Since others don’t know how
While King Acorn’s off fighting on
The wars to save our land,
We’re all reduced to slaves
By that weasel called Eggman
As incompetent as he is fat
All history books will tell us that
He was such a stupid king of Mobius!
All: A pox on that stupid king of Mobius!
Hyper: He sits on his rear
On anyone he seeks
He’s much more like
A giant tyke
Inside a fat physique
He’ll throw a child’s tantrum
If things don’t go as planned
He’ll kick up his cash
And tear up his ‘stache.
Do you want him as your ruling man?
Turbo: He won’t be called Eggman the Best
More likely, he’s Eggman the Mess!
A pox on that stupid king of Mobius!
Lay that country tune on me, boys!
* Musical intermission *
While he’s taxing us of freedom
And stealing all our bread
King Acorn’s crown
Keeps slipping down
Around his shiny head
But as long as there’s a Fighter
In Sonic’s hero’s pack
We’ll have our vengeance on him
And take our treasures back
And while he’s doing his victory dance
Ol’ Sonic will steal his underpants
Everyone: * laughs *
Turbo: The sleazy and uneasy king of Mobius!
Everyone: That hootering, hollering,
Turbo: Eggman, the stupid king of Mobius!
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