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Song Parodies -> "Glove Dance"

Original Song Title:

"Love Dance"

Original Performer:

Disco Dream and the Androids

Parody Song Title:

"Glove Dance"

Parody Written by:

Dylan Baranski

The Lyrics

Here's a quick one from a group you've never heard of before. Enjoy the parody! DKTOS?
Stay off the roads,
I got a feeling
They’ve turned to ice; that ain’t good.

Let’s stay at home,
We got no reason
To leave our own neighborhood

You haven’t asked, but if you do,
I wanna do a glove dance with you.
You haven’t asked, but if you do,
I wanna do a glove dance with you.

(Glove dance)
I wanna do it with you.
(Glove dance)
I hope you will do it, too.
(Glove dance)
Let’s get…danger…ous.
(Glove dance)
There’s nothing to stop us.

I know you can dance,
And I want this romance,
Let’s dance, let’s dance.

I know you can dance,
And I want this romance,
With gloves, that’s right, with gloves.
With gloves.

I know you can dance,
And I want this romance,
With gloves…
Dance…
Glove…
Dance.

Come on…let’s do the Glove Dance!

It’s really cold,
But that ain’t stopped me,
I wanna see you move your hands.

Look like a gal
Who’s wild and free,
So come on, do the Glove Dance with me.

I know you can dance,
And I want this romance,
Let’s dance.

I know you can dance,
And I want this romance,
With gloves.

I know you can dance,
And I want this romance,
With gloves…
Dance…
Glove…
Dance.

Let’s do the Glove Dance!

I know you can dance,
And I want this romance,
Let’s dance.

I know you can dance,
And I want this romance,
With gloves.

I know you can dance,
And I want this romance,
Glove Dance.
(Wanna, wanna, wanna glove dance)

I know you can dance,
And I want this romance,
Let’s dance.
(Wanna, wanna, wanna glove dance)

I know you can dance,
And I want this romance,
With gloves.
(Wanna, wanna, wanna glove dance)

I know you can dance,
And I want this romance,
Let’s glove dance.
(Wanna, wanna, wanna glove dance)

I know you can dance,
And I want this romance,
Let’s dance.
(Wanna, wanna, wanna glove dance)
Come on

I know you can dance,
And I want this romance,
With gloves.
Copyright 2017 by Dylan Baranski GmbH S.p.A. Inc. Misuse is punishable by looking like someone who's not into groovin'.

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