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Song Parodies -> "Leave Those Kids Alone"

Original Song Title:

"Ease On Down The Road"

Original Performer:

Diana Ross and Michael Jackson (THE WIZ soundtrack)

Parody Song Title:

"Leave Those Kids Alone"

Parody Written by:

TerranceTucker

The Lyrics

From the 1978 movie musical, THE WIZ a song about the Scarecrow's troubles, (Michael Jackson) Due to a mistake, I have corrected some of the lyrics!
(INTRO)

CHORUS 1
Oh, Michael
Leave those kids
Leave those kids alone
Michael, leave those kids
Leave those kids alone
Don't you handle children
You're no chaperone
Michael, leave those kids
Leave those kids, kids alone

CHORUS 2
Oh, Michael
Leave those kids
Leave those kids alone
(BG: Leave those kids)
Michael, leave those kids
Leave those kids alone
(BG: Leave those kids)
Don't you handle children
You're no chaperone
Michael, leave those kids
Leave those kids, kids alone

When those kids are sleep
Close that bedroom door
That is why privacy
Is what it's meant for
You have no damned business
Sleeping with those kids
Now, you've done you crimes and
Your career's on skids

CHORUS 1

Cause there have been times
When you peaked at boys' behinds
And you ask yourself
What is on your dirty mind
Yes, you've masked your children
And dangled them upside down
What the hell are you thinking
Get your butt outta town

Repeat 2nd Chorus

Instrumental

Michael, these are times
When you wished that you've never slept
With those helpless boys
In your pants, you should have kept
From your million face-lifts
To your scandalous crimes
You should join Scott Peterson in prison
For your sex-crazed crimes, yeah

Give it up, Michael
Leave the alone
Give it up, Michael
Leave them alone
Give it up, Michael
Leave them alone
Give it up, give it up
Leave those kids alone

REPEAT IN COUNTERPOINT WITH AD-LIBS

AD LIBS
Leave them alone (repeat6X)
I want you to leave them

Leave those kids, kids alone
Leave those kids
Leave those kids alone
Leave those kids, leave those kids
Various ad-libs
I want you to leave those kids alone, alone
(fade)


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