Song Parodies -> Leave Those Kids Alone
| Original Song Title: | "Ease On Down The Road" |
| Original Performer: | Diana Ross and Michael Jackson (from the movie) THE WIZ |
| Parody Song Title: | "Leave Those Kids Alone" |
| Parody Written by: | Terrance Tucker |
I just had to write this parody of the song from the 1978 movie musical, THE WIZ
(INTRO)
CHORUS 1
Oh, Michael
Leave those kids
Leave those kids alone
Michael, leave those kids
Leave those kids alone
Don't you handle children
You're no chaperone
Michael, leave those kids
Leave those kids alone
CHORUS 2
Oh, Michael
Leave those kids
Leave those kids alone
(BG: Leave those kids)
Michael, leave those kids
Leave those kids alone
(BG: Leave those kids)
Don't you handle children
You're no chaperone
Michael, leave those kids
Leave those kids alone
When those kids are sleep
Close that bedroom door
That is why privacy
Is what it's meant for
You have no damned business
Sleeping with those kids
Now, you've done you crimes and
Your career's on skids
CHORUS 1
Cause there have been times
When you peaked at boys' behinds
And you ask yourself
What is on your dirty mind
Yes, you've masked your children
And dangled them upside down
What the hell are you thinking
Get your butt outta town
Repeat 2nd Chorus
Instrumental
Michael, these are times
When you wished that you've never slept
With those helpless boys
In your pants, you should have kept
From your million face-lifts
To your scandalous crimes
You should join Scott Peterson in prison
For your sex-crazed crimes, yeah
Give it up, Michael
Leave the alone
Give it up, Michael
Leave them alone
Give it up, Michael
Leave them alone
Give it up, give it up
Leave those kids alone
REPEAT IN COUNTERPOINT WITH AD-LIBS
AD LIBS
Leave them alone (repeat6X)
I want you to leave them
Leave those kids, kids alone
Leave those kids
Leave those kids alone
Leave those kids, leave those kids
Various ad-libs
I want you to leave those kids alone, alone
(fade)
CHORUS 1
Oh, Michael
Leave those kids
Leave those kids alone
Michael, leave those kids
Leave those kids alone
Don't you handle children
You're no chaperone
Michael, leave those kids
Leave those kids alone
CHORUS 2
Oh, Michael
Leave those kids
Leave those kids alone
(BG: Leave those kids)
Michael, leave those kids
Leave those kids alone
(BG: Leave those kids)
Don't you handle children
You're no chaperone
Michael, leave those kids
Leave those kids alone
When those kids are sleep
Close that bedroom door
That is why privacy
Is what it's meant for
You have no damned business
Sleeping with those kids
Now, you've done you crimes and
Your career's on skids
CHORUS 1
Cause there have been times
When you peaked at boys' behinds
And you ask yourself
What is on your dirty mind
Yes, you've masked your children
And dangled them upside down
What the hell are you thinking
Get your butt outta town
Repeat 2nd Chorus
Instrumental
Michael, these are times
When you wished that you've never slept
With those helpless boys
In your pants, you should have kept
From your million face-lifts
To your scandalous crimes
You should join Scott Peterson in prison
For your sex-crazed crimes, yeah
Give it up, Michael
Leave the alone
Give it up, Michael
Leave them alone
Give it up, Michael
Leave them alone
Give it up, give it up
Leave those kids alone
REPEAT IN COUNTERPOINT WITH AD-LIBS
AD LIBS
Leave them alone (repeat6X)
I want you to leave them
Leave those kids, kids alone
Leave those kids
Leave those kids alone
Leave those kids, leave those kids
Various ad-libs
I want you to leave those kids alone, alone
(fade)
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I recently saw the BBC-3 documentary on Jordy Chandler and was so angry that a child could have been affected like he was! Thanks for the parody.
That's crap, really is.
i thought this was stupid. Who are you people to get involved with others' lives? Leave him alone, will ya?
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