you don't clean the showers
you ain't cleaned the duck pond
you hardly walk the dog anymore
when i tred poo on the floor
you pretend it's a stray
you remember when
you used to clean the pantry
used to bake me pastries
now i get nothing but take out
well it's good enough maid
when your t v ing all night
well the pots boiled over
which just isn't right
and you've burnt my cauliflower there's the door

your charging me for petrol
you walk and take forever
and the kirby don't work anymore
stuff just stays on the floor
never sweep it away

you maybe union member
pulling strings you fought me
you spurned service staff
un-concerned that they cry
well you burned my golf glove
and you burned my white tie
so i think you should learn
not to give me evil eye
you don't do the hours there's the door

well you think you could earn
more than you can do now
please don't beg and plead me
leave key-ring and tongues
please don't cling they're ours there's the door