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Song Parodies -> "Perry Como"

Original Song Title:

"Jocko Homo"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Perry Como"

Parody Written by:

Porfle Popnecker

The Lyrics

Born in the States
His roots Romo
Lucia, mom
Dad, Pietro
His real name was
He would become
Perry Como
To the world known

A barber's son
Musician's soul
He played trombone
The boy Como
Was he not neat?
Perry Como
Was he all reet?
Legend begins
He is Como!

He had a show
Kraft Music Hall
Housewives and hubbies
He charmed them all
Was he too sweet?
No, not Como
Was he effete?
N-O, N-O
What was their cry?
Perry Como!
For whom they'd die?

(There's-a no doubt)
He was bland
With a style of singing to prove it
Butt in demand
Though he'd barely move it
He could croon them to sleep
Swoon them to sleep
All with a ballad or two
He was bland
But da money, made more than you

Was he too sweet?
No, not Como!
Was he effete?
N-O! N-O!
Was he not neat?
He was Como!
Was he all reet?
Perry Como!

He had the beat
The boring beat
He had a seat
A bouncy seat
He was so neat
He had two feet
He was elite
But not too sweet
No way, Como!

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Rob Arndt - January 16, 2012 - Report this comment
Como would put me in a coma... but 555 for effort!!!
Porfle Popnecker - January 16, 2012 - Report this comment
But it was a relaxing coma (thx!)
AFW - January 16, 2012 - Report this comment
Nice tribute...PC was one of the relaxed, I believe he actually recorded all his songs while asleep.
Porfle Popnecker - January 16, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks--yeah, SCTV did a spoof of him once which showed him singing while draped across a sofa. I think Eugene Levy played him.
pickle - January 17, 2012 - Report this comment
Neil Innes once did a TV ad for Quality Street chocolates spoofing Como singing 'Magic Moments'!
Porfle Popnecker - January 17, 2012 - Report this comment
I'd like to see that. I love Neil Innes' songs.

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