Song Parodies -> Da Beers On De Flight (Airline Food)
| Original Song Title: | "Israelites" |
| Original Performer: | Desmond Dekker |
| Parody Song Title: | "Da Beers On De Flight (Airline Food)" |
| Parody Written by: | Jakko Wakko |
Get up in mid-air gotta have beans for breakfast,
They taste just like raw monkfish and beefheart,
Ew, ew,
De beers on da flight;
Get up in mid-air gotta have beans for breakfast,
They taste just like raw monkfish and beefheart,
Ew, ew,
De beers on de flight,
The white chocolate is very very meanie,
Yer stomach gurgles and it fills with acid,
Ew, ew,
Da beers on de flight;
Swallow me beer down de wrong whole,
I tink I'm gonna end up like Bonnie and Clyde,
Ew, ew,
Da beers on de flight,
After me meal I go to the loo,
I do a massive puke the worst in my life,
Ew, ew,
Da beers on de flight;
Get up in mid-air gotta have beans for breakfast,
They taste just like raw monkfish and beefheart,
Ew, ew,
De beers on de flight,
The white chocolate is very very meanie,
Yer stomach gurgles and it fills with acid,
Ew, ew,
Da beers on de flight;
Swallow me beer down de wrong whole,
I tink I'm gonna end up like Bonnie and Clyde,
Ew, ew,
Da beers on de flight,
After me meal I go to the loo,
I do a massive puke the worst in my life,
Ew, ew,
Da beers on de flight.
They taste just like raw monkfish and beefheart,
Ew, ew,
De beers on da flight;
Get up in mid-air gotta have beans for breakfast,
They taste just like raw monkfish and beefheart,
Ew, ew,
De beers on de flight,
The white chocolate is very very meanie,
Yer stomach gurgles and it fills with acid,
Ew, ew,
Da beers on de flight;
Swallow me beer down de wrong whole,
I tink I'm gonna end up like Bonnie and Clyde,
Ew, ew,
Da beers on de flight,
After me meal I go to the loo,
I do a massive puke the worst in my life,
Ew, ew,
Da beers on de flight;
Get up in mid-air gotta have beans for breakfast,
They taste just like raw monkfish and beefheart,
Ew, ew,
De beers on de flight,
The white chocolate is very very meanie,
Yer stomach gurgles and it fills with acid,
Ew, ew,
Da beers on de flight;
Swallow me beer down de wrong whole,
I tink I'm gonna end up like Bonnie and Clyde,
Ew, ew,
Da beers on de flight,
After me meal I go to the loo,
I do a massive puke the worst in my life,
Ew, ew,
Da beers on de flight.
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I know the song well and like your parody,even 'the massive poke'. eeewww
I meant 'massive puke' lol
The food on the plane makes me sick most of the time and I don't like beans for breakfast! At first I thought this was going to be about De Beers, the diamond company! But I enjoyed your parody. Flying 555 feet up in the air for this one!
He he chucking up 5's here :D
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