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Song Parodies -> "Regan"

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Original Performer:

Derek And The Dominos

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Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

what did you do ? sure got homely
you look so wasted...where's your pride ?
bedsores runnin'...your body odor's strong
why it is freezin' here inside ?

regan...the priests are on their knees
regan...its more than a disease
regan...beezlebub compels your worried mind

they tried to give you exorcism
they said prayers and tied you down
devil's tool...they met their match in you
you turned your head the whole way 'round're spewin' chartreuse sleaze looks like anti-freeze
regan...beezlebub compels your worried mind

they made the best of the recitation
to drive that devil from your brain
can they pray...and chase this imp away
or will satan still remain ?

regan...the priests are on their knees
regan...its more than a disease
regan...beezlebub compels your worried mind're spewin' chartreuse sleaze looks like anti-freeze
regan...beezlebub compels your worried mind

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Red Neck Mother - April 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Spewin' chartreuse sleaze....great line. Loved the movie and this is very good. 5-5-5
Johnny D - April 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Wow! Alvin, the pacing is superb - this is an excellent parody. 5's
Paul Robinson - April 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Alvin - A Devilishly good parody! 5''s ANOTHER of those strange coincidences (even an Omen, perhaps?). I took some mail to the post office this morning and then recylced some cans/bottles at the local Supermarket recycling machine and when I came out of the store after cashing the voucher these two ladies approached me and asked if they could give me something to read. Relunctantly I said OK, and they handed me this little 3x5 paper pamphlet (6 pages) folded like a small book. The front said "HELLFIRE" on the top line and then below it on it said "IS IT PART OF DIVINE JUSTICE?". The background for this cheery little missive was of course the red, orange and yellow flames of Hell rises up to burn the crap out of all the sinners that might be hanging around hoping for a break on April Fools' Day. No such luck, I guess. I waited until I got home to toss it in my trash bag (didn't want to risk littering with it, I mean, I don't buy this stuff at all but there's no point flaunting it on the street, ya know? Anyway, I tossed it without opening it up. And THEN, I read your parody, so of course I had to go retrieve it and see what sort of message my soul was being spiritually spammed thru those two misbegotten "HELL-mail Servers" in the Albertson's parking lot at 6:45am in the morning on April 1st, my 54th birthday... So, anyway(again), on the inside - after repeating the title again in the same type of print it starts " Have you ever seen someone tortured?" So I was ready to "Bail & Ball & Toss" this junk-ola once again...BUT...instead I read on a bit, just skimming the text. Actually it turns out these folks DON'T believe in "HELLFIRE" and "Torture" for committing sins. They just have a really weird way of getting around to that point. Well, I guess bless them for being willing to hang out in a 99% deserted Supermarket parking before 7am on a weekday morning...but anyway, my head hasn't made any more revolutions since then than it normally does at this time of the day so I guess I'm OK for now...
alvin rhodes - April 01, 2004 - Report this comment
thanks for the votes, people...i used to have a great collection of bible tracts...the scarier, the favorite was a comic book... "rapture comics"...on the cover, a nurse is running down the halls of a hospital screaming "doctor, the babies are all missing"..odd stuff

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