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Song Parodies -> "Mayo!"

Original Song Title:

"Layla"

Original Performer:

Derek and the Dominoes

Parody Song Title:

"Mayo!"

Parody Written by:

Callmelennie

The Lyrics

I know what you're all thinking ... What do you REALLY think about mayonnaisse, Lennie? Let this song be my final word on this matter
What do you when you're so hungry
And you really want to please your bride?
You've been stalling and hiding much too long
Guess you'll have to give her Kraft a try

Mayo! ... You got me on my knees
Mayo! ... I'm begging you Darling please
Mayo .. Darling, wont you scrape it off that rye

She tried to ease my mastication
Cause I'd busted up a crown
Like a fool, I gave a little chew
Turned my taste buds upside down

Mayo! .. You got me on my knees
Mayo! .. I'm begging you Darling please
Mayo .. Darling, wont you leave it off my fries

I'll get some rest under sedation
Dear, I almost went insane
On my bread, don't ever smear that spread
Next time just serve my tuna plain

Mayo! .. You got me on my knees
Mayo! .. I'm begging you, Darling please
Mayo .. Darling, wont you leave it off my rye

Mayo! .. You got me on my knees
Mayo! .. I'm begging you Darling, please
Mayo .. Dammit, it's not just in my mind

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Spock, McCoy, and Sulu - May 09, 2017 - Report this comment
Spock: "Most illogical, Dr. McCoy. Ensign Lennie just passed out after eating a bite of a replicated ham sandwich with synthetic mayonnaise. I thought you humans preferred that white, somewhat odious substance".
McCoy after using a hypospray: " Dammit, Spock, I'm.a doctor, not a gastroenterologist! Sulu, take Ensign Lennie to his quarters to rest!"
Sulu: [thinking] (better yet, I'll take him to mine) "Rand's not getting this one"
Calllmelennie - May 09, 2017 - Report this comment
I should have never started this whole Goerge Takei "Oh My!" thing. It's really coming back to bite me in the ass
Tim - May 09, 2017 - Report this comment
Brayo... Uh... Bravo... Uh... Mayo!!! Three fives (three scoops of 5 ounce Mayo) :))>

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