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Song Parodies -> "Lola"

Original Song Title:

"Layla"

Original Performer:

Derek And The Dominoes

Parody Song Title:

"Lola"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

i smooshed clapton's 'layla' with ray davies' 'lola'...
what an odd 'do...he sure is homely
and that body should be kept inside
make up's runnin'...his whiskers, much too long
you know, his gender, he can't hide

lola...you got hair on your knees
lola...a big ol' snarlin' tease
lola...darlin', i won't squeeze your big behind

i just don't feel no stimulation
when cross dressed men all flock around
don't like dudes..i smell a rat, its true
turned that crazy dumb guy down

lola...you got hair on your knees
lola...a big ol' snarlin' tease
lola...darlin', i won't squeeze your big behind

i made the best of the situation
although, i know it was insane
please don't say...that i'm turnin' gay
i blame it on the damn champagne

lola...i don't mind hairy knees
lola...i need some lovin', please
lola...darlin', i will squeeze your big behind

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 7

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Kristof Robertson - June 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Wonderful idea and execution, Al...hehehe. 555
Red Ant - June 27, 2005 - Report this comment
LOL-ah. 5s
Paul Robinson - June 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Oh, alvin, this is TRULY rich...picturing Eric Clapton singing this one with maximum earnest energy...maybe with Ray Davies in drag mugging alongside of him...5's ~ ~ ~
alvin rhodes - June 27, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks kristof red ant and paul
Johnny D - June 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Alvin!
You got us on our knees!
Alvin!
Laughing 'til we wheeze!
Alvin!
Alvin won't you please take thirty fi-i-iiiiiiives ?
AFW - June 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Whatever Lola wants, Lola gets...like three fives.
alvin rhodes - June 27, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks johnny and AFW
Michael Pacholek - June 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Well, I'm not the world's best parody guy, but when I saw this song, had to rate it five, for your "Lola."
alvin rhodes - June 27, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks michael
Michael Pacholek - June 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Now, somebody who knows the story of how Mrs. Harrison became Mrs. Clapton will have to do "Layla" to the tune of "Lola."

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