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Song Parodies -> "You Knocked Up My Wife"

Original Song Title:

"You Light Up My Life"

Original Performer:

Debbie Boone

Parody Song Title:

"You Knocked Up My Wife"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

so many fights
stuff would fly through the window
railing at someone
who'd done me so wrong
so many screams
i kept deep inside me
but this latest lark...oh wow
it hit me strong

you knocked up my wife
how can i cope
you carried on
i'm frankly amazed
that i was fooled so long

rolling in bed
while i'm working graveyard
cuddling and writhing
when i was not home
you took a chance
and then...hey...she's preggo
swollen with sin
i cannot condone

you knocked up my wife
look here, you dope
what's going on ?
i might end up crazed
and kill you both 'fore long

you knocked up my wife
more than a grope
you climbed right on
she's due in mere days
you had no right...its wrong

you came along
and you spent the night
and you knocked up my wife

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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 10

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 5   9

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TJC - September 23, 2006 - Report this comment
Excellent parody and supreme title!
PMS - September 23, 2006 - Report this comment
This song was a boon to my day.
Lionel Mertens - September 23, 2006 - Report this comment
First you're giving birth now you're wife get's knocked up by some other guy. I be lovin' de inanities of it all. And they say truth is stranger than fiction.... 5's
Red Ant - September 23, 2006 - Report this comment
To paraphrase Redd Foxx: "Show me a man who doesn't eat pudding and I'll show you a neighbor who will". I'm not sure which is more cringe-inducing; the subject matter or TOS. Vast improvement here.
Yoidy - September 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Funny stuff! The title alone cracks me up. Hey she's preggo!
Adagio - September 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Funny one, alvin. I loved the title. 5's - September 24, 2006 - Report this comment
You promised you wouldn't talk about this in public. Look. I'm sorry. AGAIN. Can we just get past it already?
alvin rhodes - September 25, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks TJC PMS lionel red ant yoidy adagio and spaff (just don't name the kid spaff jr., OK ?)
Ravyn Rant - September 25, 2006 - Report this comment
I'd say it was a PERFECT use of TOS, but that would be understating the case. I must stop reading these at lunch!
Charlotte - December 25, 2006 - Report this comment
How can she have a wife if she's a woman?

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