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Song Parodies -> "Vampire"

Original Song Title:

"Witch Doctor"

Original Performer:

David Seville

Parody Song Title:

"Vampire"

Parody Written by:

Ann Hammond

The Lyrics

I loved a vampire I thought she loved me too
I loved a vampire I thought she loved me too
Love bite and lapping ups the only thing she'd do
And she'd say

Ooo eee ooo la la zing tang yumma yumma big bang
Ooo eee ooo la la zing tang yumma yumma big bang


Ooo eee ooo la la zing tang yumma yumma big bang
Ooo eee ooo la la zing tang yumma yumma big bang

I asked the vampire if she did love me true
I asked the vampire if she did love me nice
And then the vampire bit me and made a slice
And then said

Ooo eee ooo la la zing tang yumma yumma big bang
Ooo eee ooo la la zing tang yumma yumma big bang

Ooo eee ooo la la zing tang yumma yumma big bang
Ooo eee ooo la la zing tang yumma yumma big bang

Now, she's been lapping blood from me
So long it's her desire
Now I'll admit I wasn't very smart
So I set out and found myself
A guy I could inquire
And he said drive a steak right through her heart

My friend the vamp hunter he taught me of the way
My friend the vamp hunter he taught me what to do
I know that I'll be fine once I do this to you
Whoa, baby

Too tee loo ta ta swing bang hamma hamma swing bang
Too tee loo ta ta swing bang hamma hamma swing bang

Too tee loo ta ta swing bang hamma hamma swing bang
Too tee loo ta ta swing bang hamma hamma swing bang

Now, she's been lapping blood from me
So long it's her desire
Now I'll admit I wasn't very smart
So I set out and found myself
A guy I could inquire
And he said drive a steak right through her heart

My friend the vamp hunter he taught me of the way
My friend the vamp hunter he taught me what to do
I know that I'll be fine once I do this to you
Whoa, baby

Too tee loo ta ta swing bang hamma hamma swing bang
Too tee loo ta ta swing bang hamma hamma swing bang

Too tee loo ta ta swing bang hamma hamma swing bang
Too tee loo ta ta swing bang hamma hamma swing bang


* Blood gushes out everywhere* I think you should hit her again

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Jason - February 05, 2009 - Report this comment
Very good! 555 garlic bulbs for you!
Timmy1000 - February 05, 2009 - Report this comment
Wow, I haven't thought about this OS in a long time. Nice job on this one.
2Eagle - February 05, 2009 - Report this comment
Has anyone seen "A Polish Vampire in Burbank"?
adagio - February 05, 2009 - Report this comment
Funny, Ann!
Ann Hammond - February 05, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks all

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