-> "Pirates On The Seas(Bring Death For Ye)"
Original Song Title:
"Under Pressure"
Parody Song Title:
"Pirates On The Seas(Bring Death For Ye)"
The Lyrics
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~ ~ ~ {Ship - rocking in the water} ~ ~ ~
~ ~ {Waves - slapping side of ship} ~ ~
~ {Peg legs - tapping on the deck} ~
(Yo-ho-heave-ho, yo-ho-heave-ho)
(Ho-ho-ho, har-har-har)
Pirates, pirates on the seas
Plundering they be; aye, that they be
Aye, they plunder, rape and pillage, too
throw ye down in the deep
where ye'll soon be shark meat
Har-de-har-har, yo-ho-de-ho
Har-har-har, yo-ho-ho
Aye, ahoy!
Now ye terror is showing
as they say “Come about”
Now ye be boarded
by Pirate louts
From the yardarm; hang ye high
Pirates on the seas, aye, bringin' death fer ye
Yo-ho-ho
Yo-de-ho-ho-ho
Ahoy!
Limping around; hear ye peg leg tap the deck floor
Captain raves, aye, then bellows out with a roar
"Har-har-de-har, har-de-har-har-har
har-de-har, har-ho
Pirates, aye, we be; Pirates of the sea"
Pirates, aye they be; aye, be uncouth beasts
aye, they be that, be that, sea rats
Now ye black flag be flowing
Aye, there be no doubt
Soon we be boarded
by Pirate louts
Have no mercy; soon ye'll die
Pirates on the seas, aye, they have no mercy
Strung him up on the mast; aye, the Captain
Lashed, then keel-hauled, aye, in the deep
Be gasping now for air
Pirates laughed with scorn
“DII-EE! DII-EEEE!! DIIIIIIIIIII-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!”
Gluub...gluug....gluub....gluug....
Insane, aye their laughs; aye, the Pirates be cackling
Aye, on ye bridge now, aye, they dance
Upon ye deck now; a jig they dance
They dance a jig now, they scowl; Aye, growl, and howl, they howl
and growl, and scowl, and howl...
(howling, growling and scowling noises out to a fade)
Aye, Pirate scum, they be a curse
Aye, cruel vermin; aye, much worse
Ye'll be keel-hauled, then drowned; a sad plight
Black scum, aye, scare ye; deranged, aye, beware
cur bastards; they be from Hell
Pirates; a jig they dance
Ye get one last chance
last chance, aye, "tell
where's ye treasure?"
Uhhh..neck-stretched-URGH!!....
(croaking, dying gasp) "Trea-sure....."
~ ~ ~ [Sounds] ~ ~ ~
~ ~ {The silence of a still night at sea} ~ ~
~ ~ {Pegs legs tapping the deck} ~ ~
~ ~ [Out to Fade] ~ ~
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