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Song Parodies -> "Cigarette City"

Original Song Title:

"Suffragette City"

Original Performer:

David Bowiee

Parody Song Title:

"Cigarette City"

Parody Written by:

Susanna Viljanen

The Lyrics

Hey man, come, have another smoke, you know
Hey man, well suck it till you choke, you gotta
Hey man, 'till you have a yellow face
This mellow tasting fag will put your brain out of the place

Hey man, that smoke is insane
Hey man, you can cut it with blade
Hey man, it has foul-smelling stench
It will ruin all my clothes and stick on the bench -

And don't cough on me, man, even if you have the cancer
that's living in the Cigarette City -
And don't cough on me, man, even if you have the cancer
that's living in the Cigarette City - it's in the name, it's insane

Hey man, have some nicotine, smoke ahead
Hey man, let the smoke get your lungs in, till you're dead
Hey man, D-Druggie don't push here
There's only room for one drug and it is tobacco - tobacco
and here she comes, here she comes

And don't cough on me, man, even if you have the cancer
that's living in the Cigarette City -
And don't cough on me, man, even if you have the cancer
that's living in the Cigarette City - it's in the name, it's insane

Burn baby burn!

And don't cough on me, man, even if you have the cancer
that's living in the Cigarette City -
And don't cough on me, man, even if you have the cancer
it's in the Cigarette City

And don't cough on me, man, even if you have the cancer
that's living in the Cigarette City -
And don't cough on me, man, even if you have the cancer
that's living in the Cigarette City - it's in the name, it's insane

A Cigarette City, a Cigarette City
I'm back in the Cigarette City, I'm in the Cigarette City
Ooh, a Cigarette city, Ooh, a Cigarette City
Ooh huff, a Cigarette City, Ooh huff, a Cigarette

Ahh, smoke, smoke that cigarette!

A Cigarette City, a Cigarette City
Not all right
A Cigarette City
Not fine
A Cigarette City, ooh, a Cigarette City
Oh, my Cigarette City, oh my Cigarette City
Ah, Cigarett
Cigarette!

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Patrick - June 05, 2014 - Report this comment
Smoking in public has long been considered unacceptable in most of the United States. But there are some nicotine addicts who still lobby for their "right" to blow their filth in other people's faces. Many states levy punitive taxes on the weed, too. Missouri, across the river from where I live, has one of the lowest state taxes per package, making it profitable for some people to buy there and smuggle to other states. I don't approve of smoking, but I like to see entrepreneurs do an end run around greedy legislatures.
John Lomain - June 05, 2014 - Report this comment
Unfortunately smoking in public is still commonplace in the US, however. Usually done outside, which is really bad when it's in apartment/condo complexes, then they get you where you live. Otherwise it's easier to avoid. This was well written

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